Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £70m
Got to do Paternal duties on Saturday and bring my youngest lad to Goodison. Got to miss our lot at Turf Moor, (although if my lad reminds me one more time about Palace's last visit to Goodison I might dump him at Knutsford Services and head off down the East Lancs Road.)
So, Chico, Naff Taffs, Daffs, bleak leeks and Nathan Dyer.........blimey, I've done half of it for yer! Come on!
So, Chico, Naff Taffs, Daffs, bleak leeks and Nathan Dyer.........blimey, I've done half of it for yer! Come on!