Office Christmas Parties

[Pienaar's gloves]

Made my boss cry one year. Deserved it the alchy tit. She had criticised everyone for having a few too many and we were getting fed up of her.

*patronising voice*
"Hope you've remembered you're opening up tomorrow, you're going to have a sore head!"

"You manage it all the time and we reckon you must get through a bottle of vodka a day."

Didn't think she was going to cry, but as she's a bell and she had been underpaying me, and nobody seemed fussed, it wasn't such a disaster.

And true.

 

[Zatara]

Last one I went to was about 8 years ago now.

Ended up trading a few blows with a big chinese fella in another department...think two if his colleagues (Women) were spending alot of time with me and my boss at the bar and he sucker punched me out of jealousy.

Total nutter...the CEO did nothing about it either which was odd.

 

[Moomin]

Last one I went to was about 8 years ago now.

Ended up trading a few blows with a big chinese fella in another department...think two if his colleagues (Women) were spending alot of time with me and my boss at the bar and he sucker punched me out of jealousy.

Total nutter...the CEO did nothing about it either which was odd.

The CEO probably said to him " I'll give you a bonus if you lamp that English cracker "

 

[Zatara]

I think they wanted to give my boss a slap as he literally slept with every secretary there.

The CEO probably said to him " I'll give you a bonus if you lamp that English cracker "