Off-topic in the Everton forum during the pandemic

[tommye]

@JimmyJeffers get the cat out

 

[john jako]

According to the NHS, close contact is to be within 2 meters of someone for 15 minutes

Which means, the bumming will have to be short and sweet.

I’ve got a high pain threshold over a short space of time so I’m all good. Count me in.

 

[COYBL25]

If only @Maxine123 come back asking for advice or tickets etc.

And after all she went through to get tickets for her son, the Derby got cancelled lol

 

[tommye]

According to the NHS, close contact is to be within 2 meters of someone for 15 minutes

Which means, the bumming will have to be short and sweet.

I could bum half the forum in 15 minutes

 

[john jako]

And after all she went through to get tickets for her son, the Derby got cancelled lol

Did she actually get tickets?

I stayed away from it all incase it ever went to the crown court. Didn’t want to be brought in for questioning.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Is anyone else's pants chafing them?

 

[COYBL25]

Did she actually get tickets?

I stayed away from it all incase it ever went to the crown court. Didn’t want to be brought in for questioning.

All she got was a restraining order for @carlos21 lol

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I could bum half the forum in 15 minutes

Challenge accepted

 

[john jako]

All she got was a restraining order for @carlos21 lol

She’s not the first and won’t be the last.

 

[LostLegend]

 

[tommye]

Did she actually get tickets?

I stayed away from it all incase it ever went to the crown court. Didn’t want to be brought in for questioning.

Last seen drowning her sorrows in a local greasy spoon.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@JimmyJeffers get the cat out

An earlier attempt before I’d purrfected lol My technique.
look at her face. Just look at her face!

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

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An earlier attempt before I’d purrfected lol My technique.
look at her face. Just look at her face!

Martial law was declared 57 minutes ago.

We well so far, so fast.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

 

[orly]

Break out the cat gifs...

Good idea that