NSFW - Perfect woman / man?

[Dell Boy]

In the absence of a fit birds thread and now that the heavy duty politics of the Scottish referendum is over how's about we get back to the good stuff?

Without being too smutty what constitutes your ideal bit of eye candy? This isn't about feelings and hearts and love now @ijjysmith

For me it's all about the eyes. They've got to dance with life.

And without sounding too much like a vet, good teeth are pretty important too.

Oh and legs. Thin/muscular I'm not bothered really as long as they're a bit toned..

As for the wobbly bits on top. Well, how can I put this, what's not to like? Hence I don't mind them big or small. Pert or saggy. I guess the key thing is a bit of proportion.....

The only Nos for me with a woman are a big broad back and large feet.


Over to GOT.....

 

[Huyton Layne]

Big put offs for me are strong shoulder shape and strong jawlines.

Turns ons are boobies

edit: as far as perfection.

Adriana Lima is as close to my perfect woman as possible.

Stunning with limited English

 

[Tramps_mate]

Big put offs for me are strong shoulder shape and strong jawlines.

Turns ons are boobies

edit: as far as perfection.

Adriana Lima is as close to my perfect woman as possible.

Stunning with limited English

But her jaw?
Maybe not the best pic...

 

[Tramps_mate]

My perfect woman.. Eva Mendes..

 

[TheFinnFan]

One word



CHARLIZE THERON

 

[Huyton Layne]

But her jaw?
Maybe not the best pic...

Yeah thought that after I posted it
Better one of her head

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The only Nos for me with a woman are a big broad back and large feet.


Over to GOT.....

You're not into swimmers then?

 

[Dell Boy]

You're not into swimmers then?

Ha ha I'm always open to persuasion!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Ha ha I'm always open to persuasion!

I've known a few lovely swimmers down the years (used to compete as a lad), but they do tend to be quite broad of shoulder. Perk of the sport.

Alain Bernard was probably the widest swimmer I've ever seen. Either that or he had a small head. I can't really tell which.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

A welcome thread, but ffs with the "and man" part.

 

[Dell Boy]

I've known a few lovely swimmers down the years (used to compete as a lad), but they do tend to be quite broad of shoulder. Perk of the sport.

Alain Bernard was probably the widest swimmer I've ever seen. Either that or he had a small head. I can't really tell which.

Bruce you realise I'm a heterosexual man? I know I joke about the bumming stuff but honestly I'd run a mile....

 

[Dell Boy]

A welcome thread, but ffs with the "and man" part.

GOT's mainstream mate. It's all about equality

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Bruce you realise I'm a heterosexual man? I know I joke about the bumming stuff but honestly I'd run a mile....

yeah I know, it was just an excuse to post a pic of Bernard, as he has the most extreme 'swimmers physique' I think. Having said that, I had a training session or two with Sharon Davies when I was young (she'd probably retired by then), and she still seemed pretty built to my young mind.

 

[bluemangroup]

Any woman.

 

[Milk]

Perfect woman would have limited access to a razor.

I like to know everything is legal(ish)