The route to Goodison is similar to the one you usually make to Analfield from JLA. You will find the main differences to your usual trip are:
1. The beer is different - instead of Carslberg you will probably find Chang in the bar at the ground.
2. Please also note that urinating in the seating area is not encouraged at Goodison Park. You will find that, although Goodison is an old-fashioned football stadium, there are toilet facilities at the back of the Bullens Road stand.
3. Should you feel peckish before, during and after the game please note there is no McDonalds conveniently product-placed at the back of the Gwladys Street. For your extra convenience there will however be a smorsgabord of tasties available in the Bullens Road eateries. The Church on Goodison Road will be laying on Smoked Salmon sarnies, sorry we mean sandwiches.
4. If you arrive early to the ground area you may wish to take in the Anfield tour. On Thursdays however you won't find anyone who will translate the tour into Norwegian. You may therefore wish to delay this until Friday - assuming you are staying over for the game at Analfield on Saturday when your favourite Premier League side are entertaining, if that is the correct term, the boys from Middlesbrough. Indeed some of your erstwhile Viking relatives may be in the visiting end - you should be able to spot the odd redheaded Smoggie.
5. Should you wish to establish those handy new routes to Burnley, Ipswich, Colchester, Plymouth (where you will find many other Liverpool fans in situ), Leicester and Blackpool do not hesitate to contact the British Tourist Board offices which are in the centre of Liverpool and will be bringing in a translator for the period from Thursday to Saturday for this eventuality.
Finally please have a nice time on your latest visit to our fine city and an enjoyable experience at Goodison. As you will no doubt be somewhat unfamiliar with the local accent please note that the ground stewards, who are on hand to assist, have been taking elecution lessons to alleviate any difficulties you may encounter with the Scouse accent. These stewards are dressed in yellow outfits and will remind you that no more than 6 badges per scarf or bobble hat are permitted per ticket holder. We regret however that we have been unable to secure the services of Liverpool Football Club staff to translate the entire match programme.
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1. The beer is different - instead of Carslberg you will probably find Chang in the bar at the ground.
2. Please also note that urinating in the seating area is not encouraged at Goodison Park. You will find that, although Goodison is an old-fashioned football stadium, there are toilet facilities at the back of the Bullens Road stand.
3. Should you feel peckish before, during and after the game please note there is no McDonalds conveniently product-placed at the back of the Gwladys Street. For your extra convenience there will however be a smorsgabord of tasties available in the Bullens Road eateries. The Church on Goodison Road will be laying on Smoked Salmon sarnies, sorry we mean sandwiches.
4. If you arrive early to the ground area you may wish to take in the Anfield tour. On Thursdays however you won't find anyone who will translate the tour into Norwegian. You may therefore wish to delay this until Friday - assuming you are staying over for the game at Analfield on Saturday when your favourite Premier League side are entertaining, if that is the correct term, the boys from Middlesbrough. Indeed some of your erstwhile Viking relatives may be in the visiting end - you should be able to spot the odd redheaded Smoggie.
5. Should you wish to establish those handy new routes to Burnley, Ipswich, Colchester, Plymouth (where you will find many other Liverpool fans in situ), Leicester and Blackpool do not hesitate to contact the British Tourist Board offices which are in the centre of Liverpool and will be bringing in a translator for the period from Thursday to Saturday for this eventuality.
Finally please have a nice time on your latest visit to our fine city and an enjoyable experience at Goodison. As you will no doubt be somewhat unfamiliar with the local accent please note that the ground stewards, who are on hand to assist, have been taking elecution lessons to alleviate any difficulties you may encounter with the Scouse accent. These stewards are dressed in yellow outfits and will remind you that no more than 6 badges per scarf or bobble hat are permitted per ticket holder. We regret however that we have been unable to secure the services of Liverpool Football Club staff to translate the entire match programme.
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