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4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Atko!
JoshBarkley7
Player Valuation: £500k
Ah bloody hell. He'll have his RS knickers on, guaranteed.
Shocking performance in the derby. Blocked passes, poor calls, quick free kicks miles from where the foul was...
Shocking performance in the derby. Blocked passes, poor calls, quick free kicks miles from where the foul was...
Fresh Prince of Belle Val
Player Valuation: £35m
Seat sniffer
K'nell innit.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
....surely, surely we are due a pen.
Bluekahunaburgers
Player Valuation: £2.5m
FFS
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Tonight
Martin, you've received a lot of online abuse over some of your decisions over the years. What do you consider your biggest regret?
I see. So you don't feel you've made one or two mistakes in your career?
Yes, you have a whistle. Very good. Back on topic, is it true that you're such a Kopite that you literally begin to combust if you're forced to make a decision that doesn't benefit LFC?
Interesting.
Wow. How odd. At least you have enough integrity not to let it influence your decisions, though. Right?
Ah... well, you probably didn't have a great view of that incident...
...
Okay, on to other things. What's the most important quality a referee needs in the Premier League?
A beautiful manicure?
Or a whistle?
Sorry, Martin, but now it just seems like you're randomly pointing at anything.
Are you saying that mindlessly pointing at things with a false sense of authority is how you got where you are today?
Right. Understood. What do you like to do outside of work?
Erm, are you... are you impersonating the crucifixion there?
Martin, you can't just tell people to be quiet every time they question your decisions or sanity.
Yes, I know you have a whistle. Still...
...and yes, you know how to blow it. Very good. Look, this is all getting a bit tense. Why don't we do a little YMCA dance to get into a better mood? You start.
Almost, Martin! Good try! Maybe give it another go with a 'Y' this time?
Okay, fine.
I see. So you don't feel you've made one or two mistakes in your career?
Yes, you have a whistle. Very good. Back on topic, is it true that you're such a Kopite that you literally begin to combust if you're forced to make a decision that doesn't benefit LFC?
Interesting.
Wow. How odd. At least you have enough integrity not to let it influence your decisions, though. Right?
Ah... well, you probably didn't have a great view of that incident...
...
Okay, on to other things. What's the most important quality a referee needs in the Premier League?
A beautiful manicure?
Or a whistle?
Sorry, Martin, but now it just seems like you're randomly pointing at anything.
Are you saying that mindlessly pointing at things with a false sense of authority is how you got where you are today?
Right. Understood. What do you like to do outside of work?
Erm, are you... are you impersonating the crucifixion there?
Martin, you can't just tell people to be quiet every time they question your decisions or sanity.
Yes, I know you have a whistle. Still...
...and yes, you know how to blow it. Very good. Look, this is all getting a bit tense. Why don't we do a little YMCA dance to get into a better mood? You start.
Almost, Martin! Good try! Maybe give it another go with a 'Y' this time?
Okay, fine.
Where is
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?
The fix is in
Sennott Street
Player Valuation: £2.5m
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
so so clueless. he doesn't know how to ref a football match in any way. every bit of contact is a free kick in his opinion and he can't play advantage, he blows straight away
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