North Korea threatens Hawaii, Guam and US mainland

ToffeeMark · March 26, 2013

Just saw this on the sky news ticker:

N. Korea threatens Hawaii, US mainland
(AFP) – 21 minutes ago
SEOUL — North Korea put its military on combat ready status Tuesday, with "strategic" rocket units ordered to prepare for possible strikes against the US mainland, Hawaii and Guam, state media reported.
"The Korea People's Army top command declares that all artillery troops including strategic rocket units and long-range artillery units are to be placed under class-A combat readiness," the Korean Central News Agency said.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/af...ocId=CNG.670a10598f3ecf78bd3f3cc06a00ab78.631

Blue 1 · March 26, 2013

Risible.

Blue Truth · March 26, 2013

just bomb the crap out of them before they can do anything stupid

Mutzo Nutzo · March 26, 2013

I have just heard from a reliable source that in response to these threats, the US has now moved to DEFCON Chuck Norris.

God help us all

steken1 · March 26, 2013

Sly's dusting his headband off as we speak.

edge · March 26, 2013

ToffeeMark said:
Just saw this on the sky news ticker:N. Korea threatens Hawaii, US mainland(AFP) – 21 minutes ago SEOUL — North Korea put its military on combat ready status Tuesday, with "strategic" rocket units ordered to prepare for possible strikes against the US mainland, Hawaii and Guam, state media reported."The Korea People's Army top command declares that all artillery troops including strategic rocket units and long-range artillery units are to be placed under class-A combat readiness," the Korean Central News Agency said.http://www.google.com/hostednews/af...ocId=CNG.670a10598f3ecf78bd3f3cc06a00ab78.631

good plan that attack the biggest milatary power on earth, and hope because china is next door they wont do anything back, yes im sure the will just sit back and take it, at least they cant hit the uk, as im not to sure there not mad enough to actully try something

Only-Blue-toffees · March 26, 2013

Could well be the beginning of WW3, always starts with dumbass idiots with threats.

Mikey_Fitzgerald · March 26, 2013

I don't get why North Korea can't just get on with it's own business and leave everyone else to it.

Their leader is goinga round like a Bond villain hell bent on world domination.

davek · March 26, 2013

This is it...showtime...and not even a last match to take with us into vaporization.

Kin international breaks.

Mikey_Fitzgerald · March 26, 2013

davek said:
This is it...showtime...and not even a last match to take with us into vaporization.

Kin international breaks.

Don't worry, Doctor Who will save us!

Librarian · March 26, 2013

Jaysus

bluejock · March 26, 2013

davek said:
This is it...showtime...and not even a last match to take with us into vaporization.

Kin international breaks.

We'd only have drawn 1-1 anyway bud.

Console yourself with the fact there are no Kopites in heaven and Dixie and Bally start on Saturday.

Rook · March 26, 2013

Didn't ya'll see the Red Dawn remake. North Korea can so take over 1/2 the US.

Its just the same old "Give me money/oil" line and we will stop being crybaby assholes for a few months.

Not sure bombing NK would do any good. You have to assume that the armed forces would bury themselves incredibly deep underground. Plus they would f-up Seoul and there won't be anyone left for Apple to sue.