norovirus

[gianthogweed]

anyone had it yet ? Ive just spent 24 hours squirting lime green fluid from my mouth and arse

 

[Howards tipple]

Yep. 2 days of it. Sat on the loo with my head over the sink in a cold sweat.

 

[Elong]

Hopefully Geldof writes a song about it, #prayforgiant

 

[Milk]

Yes, about 2 weeks ago.

My advice is to kill your grandchildren & get the revenge in first

 

[Professor Toffee]

a few years ago, got it in a hotel.
I wnated to die and had to drive 200 miles to get home wearing a nappy and a dressing gown, plastic on the car seat
Dont ever want to get that again!

 

[Sapie88]

I had either that or food poisoning for 3 weeks a few years back. Lost 3 stone. I need it again.

 

[The Cowboy]

My wife and I got gastroenteritis (or gastro-out-yer-anus as we called it) on our wedding day. Did NOT make for a pleasant honeymoon.

 

[Billy Dean]

Had it 2 years ago. Initially a horrible experience but turned positive when some horrible housemates I was living with at the time all caught it off me one by one.