Noise Control...

[Elong]

So I get home from work, read all the venting and fuming on GOT, pretty pissed myself.
Crank up some Metallica at what I consider to be just above an average volume with a bit of bass, to chill out.
15 bloody minutes later, noise control! At 5.30 in the afternoon!
To rub it in, last night the neighbours are having a big pissup all night long, shouting etc, forcing me to the other end of the house to try get a good sleep as I start work at 5.30am. I just let it slide though...
Felt like giving the guy a crack, doesn't he understand we lost yesterday!
Fuming again right now, ideas?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

So I get home from work, read all the venting and fuming on GOT, pretty pissed myself.
Crank up some Metallica at what I consider to be just above an average volume with a bit of bass, to chill out.
15 bloody minutes later, noise control! At 5.30 in the afternoon!
To rub it in, last night the neighbours are having a big pissup all night long, shouting etc, forcing me to the other end of the house to try get a good sleep as I start work at 5.30am. I just let it slide though...
Felt like giving the guy a crack, doesn't he understand we lost yesterday!
Fuming again right now, ideas?

What's this 'noise control'?

 

[best little spaniard]

Point a loudspeaker in their face until they go away.

 

[Blue 1]

Put a drill in a metal bucket on top of an empty wardrobe next to their wall, switch it on then go out for the day.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

have your alarm go off just after you leave in the morn. Neighbours can be a right pain in the farter tbh, the couple that have moved in next to us seem to like seeing the sun come up on saturdays before they crash, thats fine but tell the stupid cow to keep her cackle to herself all night long, I tend to just let the kids put the volume up higher when they get up now as all consideration is now out of the window. I'll pick my moment and say something along the lines of ' you gave her a right one last night, does she alweays moan like that ? " followed by "must be all that beak eh ?"

 

[Elong]

have your alarm go off just after you leave in the morn. Neighbours can be a right pain in the farter tbh, the couple that have moved in next to us seem to like seeing the sun come up on saturdays before they crash, thats fine but tell the stupid cow to keep her cackle to herself all night long, I tend to just let the kids put the volume up higher when they get up now as all consideration is now out of the window. I'll pick my moment and say something along the lines of ' you gave her a right one last night, does she alweays moan like that ? " followed by "must be all that beak eh ?"

haha, thinking of being a bad tit and calling the cops to do a raid on the house, smells like a bob marley festival next door

 

[ricardobee]

I've got 2 words for you mate

trombone lessons.

 

[Elong]

I've got 2 words for you mate

trombone lessons.

I just wanna crank some music up every once in a while and not worry about having my stereo conviscated. Only bought the place 6 weeks ago, so they probably think I'm tearing the neighbourhood up.
Going outside to do some donuts with sub turned to full volume*

 

[EFCNIK]

Just call the police, say they've been abusive and say that you can smell alcohol and the guy has the keys to his car in his hand.

Or get a guitar amp, put it against the wall and make sex noises into a mic.

Or get get a massive cardboard box, ring there doorbell and when they answer, pop out and just stare at them and say nothing. If they shut the door just repeat untill you are satisfied.