No wonder everyone in the country laugh at you lot

[RFUS]

I love how all you teds pride yourselves on your popcorn and yet you've responded in full force to one tit on a painfully transparent WUM mission.

 

[Brennan]

I love how all you teds pride yourselves on your popcorn and yet you've responded in full force to one tit on a painfully transparent WUM mission.

Matt Damon did you x

 

[andym78]

I'm only 20 and i've seen Everton win more than you lot, must make you feel bad that The closest you'll get to a cup is when your mum brings you down one to the basement 'cause you're about 40 and still live with her and your 12 sisters all in one bed

Funny when your Chairman only buys you cause he can't afford Spurs hahaha

Hahaha brilliant

 

[RFUS]

Matt Damon did you x

I don't pride myself on popcorn, to be fair.

And ffs lad Matt Damon's done nothing but the inside of his palm.

 

[Allezfan]

I love how all you teds pride yourselves on your popcorn and yet you've responded in full force to one tit on a painfully transparent WUM mission.

I think we mostly just enjoy getting to abuse a random stranger, to be honest.

To use an horrifically insensitive metaphor, we're basically a bunch of sex starved convicts and he's a bloke who just punched a guard and then walked into the shower alone with a bar of soup he didn't have a very tight grip on.

It was open season. The lad was never going to be protected by the authorities.

 

[Brennan]

I don't pride myself on popcorn, to be fair.

And ffs lad Matt Damon's done nothing but the inside of his palm.

Whatever you say matey !

*pats RFUS on the head*

 

[RFUS]

Whatever you say matey !

*pats RFUS on the head*

Please don't touch my penis.

 

[Allezfan]

Please don't touch my penis.

... You've changed.

 

[Muggins]

Silly thread by a WUM. Don't want to see you guys arguing over pointless stuff.