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Astro78
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Fact: Bees and Dogs can smell fear.
Fact: Alio is 27.98 times cooler than the average GOT poster. (Whether he fell on a cutlass, rendered himself nut less, and is now useless on dates is irrelevant. Doesn't mean there isn't disappointment, it just doesn't take away from coolness factor.)
Fact: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds new album kicks ass with BOTH Feet.
Fact: Mugz is the Honey Badger of the modz world and is dead sexy while doing it.
Fact: If you want to piss someone off, call the them the "Good Captain of the good ship 'Douche Canoe". Works every time.
Fact: Wearing a flight suit has gotten me more ass than a toilet seat, and made the knickers drop faster than a case of the mississippi mud butt.
Fact: I once rapped, in its entirety Biz Markie's "Just a Friend" on a bus of foreign aircrew in St Andrew's Scotland. (Psst...I was still drunk from the night before when I left the bar and passed out in a bunker on the old course.)
Fact: My arl fella's farts were so nasty as a child that we had a Geneva Conventions accord added to the House Rules that stated he had to clap his hands before farting and the number of claps would indicate the violence of the flatulence, so you knew how far to evacuate. Also there was a WMD stipulation banning from eating eggs or beans.
Fiction: Although it seems that with no lack of certainty I am Straight Outta Compton, I am in fact not. Although just like Cube I am crazy as fcuk.
Fact: I carried around wallet sized photos of every member of the Wu-Tang Clan throughout college. ODB was on the top.
More to come.....
The Wu-Tang Clan approves this message. By the way, these are the exact photos from spin magazine I had in my wallet. Thinking of bringing it back.
Fact: Alio is 27.98 times cooler than the average GOT poster. (Whether he fell on a cutlass, rendered himself nut less, and is now useless on dates is irrelevant. Doesn't mean there isn't disappointment, it just doesn't take away from coolness factor.)
Fact: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds new album kicks ass with BOTH Feet.
Fact: Mugz is the Honey Badger of the modz world and is dead sexy while doing it.
Fact: If you want to piss someone off, call the them the "Good Captain of the good ship 'Douche Canoe". Works every time.
Fact: Wearing a flight suit has gotten me more ass than a toilet seat, and made the knickers drop faster than a case of the mississippi mud butt.
Fact: I once rapped, in its entirety Biz Markie's "Just a Friend" on a bus of foreign aircrew in St Andrew's Scotland. (Psst...I was still drunk from the night before when I left the bar and passed out in a bunker on the old course.)
Fact: My arl fella's farts were so nasty as a child that we had a Geneva Conventions accord added to the House Rules that stated he had to clap his hands before farting and the number of claps would indicate the violence of the flatulence, so you knew how far to evacuate. Also there was a WMD stipulation banning from eating eggs or beans.
Fiction: Although it seems that with no lack of certainty I am Straight Outta Compton, I am in fact not. Although just like Cube I am crazy as fcuk.
Fact: I carried around wallet sized photos of every member of the Wu-Tang Clan throughout college. ODB was on the top.
More to come.....
The Wu-Tang Clan approves this message. By the way, these are the exact photos from spin magazine I had in my wallet. Thinking of bringing it back.
