No Cake for Little Adolf

[Goat]

Just what is this world coming to, what disgusting names for children.

Baker: No Cake For Little Hitler - Yahoo! News UK

A US bakery has refused to decorate a three-year-old's birthday cake with his name - Adolf Hitler Campbell. Skip related content

The trouble, the New Jersey shop said, was that it was "inappropriate" to put such a name on the cake.

But the little boy's father, Heath Campbell, said it was unfair of ShopRite supermarket to turn down his request.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name".

Referring to the baker's decision, he said: "They need to accept a name. A name's a name.

"The kid isn't going to grow up and do what Hitler did."

But the problem does not stop there.

The shop has also refused to make a cake for Mr Campbell's second child, who turns two next February.

Her name is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

Heath and Deborah Campbell's third child will probably not get a cake from that shop either.

The eight-month-old baby has been named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a reference to one of the Nazi's most monstrous leaders, SS head Heinrich Himmler.

For the time being, the matter has been settled - the Campbells had their cake made by Wal-Mart.

 

[Cal]

Thought this was about Kenwright.

 

[uknightbreed]

i cant decide if thats funny or tragic ?

mr campbell needs those kids taken off him, needs to be sterilised and lastly needs to be labotomised .

class A plonker

 

[Scottoffee]

Surely that's as clear a case of unfit parenting as there is...

If this hasn't attracted the attention of the authorities, the [Poor language removed] will hit the fan in a year or so when he tries to get the poor kid enrolled in school.

Also noticed that's 3 kids less than 3 years apart - why are f*ckwits like this allowed to breed so rapidly?!...

 

[neonleon]

no-one else in the world would have that name?

apart from a slight association with a pathological dictator responsible for the holocaust and world war 2.

Other than that, yeah dead unique.

gespate hittite cromblemaker womploop the third.

that's [Poor language removed] unique - what a [Poor language removed].

 

[gordonjblair]

some people are just so oversensitive, what happened to the free expression and creativity of the late sixties / early seventies?

It's funny, I was just explaining about this type of thing to my 2 kids, [Poor language removed] Fuckface and Cheesy Cunniwings..

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Just happens to like the name Hitler hey. just happens to like the ring of the words Aryan nation too. And Himmler is a pretty name while we're at it. No political connotations though, but if we have another kid we're torn between Goerring and Hess.
Pond life.

 

[neonleon]

some people are just so oversensitive, what happened to the free expression and creativity of the late sixties / early seventies?

It's funny, I was just explaining about this type of thing to my 2 kids, [Poor language removed] Fuckface and Cheesy Cunniwings..

quality post.

still, it means you'll never have to discipline your kids, as everyone in the playground at the kids school will do that.

Its a bit boy named sue.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I honestly thought it was a joke when i first read it.

You'd of thought there would of been some law against naming your kids ofter Nazis.

I mean calling a kid Apples or Peaches or Moon Unit is one thing but Adlof Hitler is another!

Although now when the boy grows up and has a kid i can see the kid having a conversation something like this :

"Just make the cheque out to Arthur Hitler Campbell"

"Hitler? Any relation?"

"Well i've got a father"

"Haha no i meant Adolf"

"Yes, thats him!"

 

[BlackToffee]

I realise that there is a serious side to this, but when I read it, I couldn't help but laugh my head off.

I'm simply amazed that someone so brain dead could have children!!!!

I hope the boy falls for a black girl when he's older - assuming that he survives school with such a "unique" name.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I realise that there is a serious side to this, but when I read it, I couldn't help but laugh my head off.

I'm simply amazed that someone so brain dead could have children!!!!

I hope the boy falls for a black girl when he's older - assuming that he survives school with such a "unique" name.

a black girl from tel aviv by any chance.
it couldve been worse he couldve named him george bush campbell

 

[toffeestillidie]

the last line literally made me laugh my head off: local bakery is too principled to write an offensive name on a cake and condone such hatred; take it to walmart and its "Happy Birthday Hitler!"

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I realise that there is a serious side to this, but when I read it, I couldn't help but laugh my head off.

I'm simply amazed that someone so brain dead could have children!!!!

I hope the boy falls for a black girl when he's older - assuming that he survives school with such a "unique" name.

Be even better if he falls for a black boy who drags him off to a Kibbutz