Niki Lauda is a funny fecker

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Quote from an interview with the screenwriter of Rush

http://www.thewrap.com/racing-legend-niki-laudas-2-requests-to-the-makers-of-rush/

As Morgan remembered it, the conversation – which took place when the screenplay was just a spec script without a director or studio attached – went something like this:

Lauda: “Are we going to the Oscars?”

Morgan: “I don’t think so, Niki. No one’s going to the Oscars with this movie.”

Lauda: “Why? Are you s**t ? Should I be doing this with someone else? Are you a loser?”

Morgan: “I’m just trying to write the screenplay, Niki. I don’t even know if we’re going to get the movie made.”

Lauda: “I’m not doing this unless 100 percent I’m going to the Oscars.”

Morgan: “OK Niki, we’re going to the Oscars. That’s a promise.”

Lauda: “Can I go and get myself a tuxedo?”

Morgan: “Yes, Niki, get yourself a tuxedo.”

Lauda: “Good. I’ve got a young wife. She thinks this s**t is interesting. I think it’s a waste of time, but I want to make her happy. So don’t let me down.”

Morgan shook his head and laughed. “I promise you, that’s what it’s like with Niki.”
 
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Q: What was the name of that F1 driver who got horrifically burnt in a crash ?
A: Lauda?

*clears throat*

Q: WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT F1 DRIVER WHO GOT HORRIFICALLY BURNT IN A CRASH ?!?!?!
 
Quote from an interview with the screenwriter of Rush

http://www.thewrap.com/racing-legend-niki-laudas-2-requests-to-the-makers-of-rush/

As Morgan remembered it, the conversation – which took place when the screenplay was just a spec script without a director or studio attached – went something like this:

Lauda: “Are we going to the Oscars?”

Morgan: “I don’t think so, Niki. No one’s going to the Oscars with this movie.”

Lauda: “Why? Are you s**t ? Should I be doing this with someone else? Are you a loser?”

Morgan: “I’m just trying to write the screenplay, Niki. I don’t even know if we’re going to get the movie made.”

Lauda: “I’m not doing this unless 100 percent I’m going to the Oscars.”

Morgan: “OK Niki, we’re going to the Oscars. That’s a promise.”

Lauda: “Can I go and get myself a tuxedo?”

Morgan: “Yes, Niki, get yourself a tuxedo.”

Lauda: “Good. I’ve got a young wife. She thinks this s**t is interesting. I think it’s a waste of time, but I want to make her happy. So don’t let me down.”

Morgan shook his head and laughed. “I promise you, that’s what it’s like with Niki.”

That's great !!!
 

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