Newspapers headlines... Everton Vs Newcastle

[gonetomorrow]

Klaassy Davy Bites Barcodes Bottoms

 

[JammyP]

Donkey Punch. Donkey faced bloater and Everton manager Allerdice, mistaken for police horse and attacked by Newcastle fans.

Donkey mounted by Zebras?

 

[JammyP]

BFS V FSW....can I have a vowel please Carol!

two 'O's: BS off vows

 

[blue61]

Mystery Iranian assassin flees on flying carpet after publicly beheading Sam Allardyce following another borefest.

 

[Caolam]

One for sorrow, two for joy, three for magpies.

Under the One for sorrow is a picture of Fat Sam.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

SAMe old story as scoreline reflects Fans Survey outcome 0-0

 

[wainy]

Everton receive 0-3 home bumming. "We are the finished article now" proclaims BFS.

 

[Yarrgh]

Big Scam spills beans.

Claims 5 second rule and scoffs them off floor.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Everton win 3-0... Sam enchanted evening!

 

[The Legend of Southall]

Newcastle run continues Big Sam pressure mounts

 

[marcus]

"Psychic reporter predicts one nil win for blues"

The game's on Monday mate

The Winner....

Well done Cels...

 

[toffeejack]

The Winner....

Well done Cels...

euromillions is tomorrow, could really do with knowing the numbers.