Newspaper headlines Sunday morning...

[Yu the Great]

Courageous Cottagers make the Toffees sickly

 

[gianthogweed]

 

[summerisle]

Depends on the papers:

Express: st Theresa may saves brexit
Mail: lady di, another eulogy
S*n: phwoar we'll sell you any old cobblers and you'll lap it up
Mirror: ermmmm
Telegraph: collecting other people"s money is top class
Grauniad: teem from liverpool beet Fluham 5-0
Times: let's talk about rugby chaps

All of them chewing gum for the eyes.

Pointless

Sunday Express : New ice age this winter.

 

[chrismpw]

Sunday Express : New ice age this winter.

.... "It's Corbyn's fault"

 

[marcus]

"Everton in Free Fall"

Scam ALeadArseDyce writes our lead editorial about how Everton's last gasp 3-0 win at Fulham papers over the defensive fragilities that only a seasoned Prem League Firefighter could handle.

The winner....

Everton. 3 - 0. Fulham.

 

[bullybeef]

Mina still on the sidelines as Everton make hard work of easy victory.

 

[blue61]

As if 45m is going to score.

 

[Billysgingham.]

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Well in lad,great life you have.

 

[Yarrgh]

The winner....

Everton. 3 - 0. Fulham.

Infinite monkeys tapping away at an infinite number of typewriters and all that... bound to get one right eventually, even as a throwaway to having a dig against us getting no credit from the media.

I'll take it!

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

Depends on the papers:

Express: st Theresa may saves brexit
Mail: lady di, another eulogy
S*n: phwoar we'll sell you any old cobblers and you'll lap it up
Mirror: ermmmm
Telegraph: collecting other people"s money is top class
Grauniad: teem from liverpool beet Fluham 5-0
Times: let's talk about rugby chaps

All of them chewing gum for the eyes.

Pointless

About right, though I do get the Telegraph on Tuesdays because I do the crossword on the bus going to Wigan to see my mate for a few pints. Don't usually read the dross inside though lollol