Newspaper headlines Sunday morning...

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What do you think the headlines will be on Sunday...

Mine would read....

Everton crush Lillywhites...

Everton 3 - 1 Fulham
 


Depends on the papers:

Express: st Theresa may saves brexit
Mail: lady di, another eulogy
S*n: phwoar we'll sell you any old cobblers and you'll lap it up
Mirror: ermmmm
Telegraph: collecting other people"s money is top class
Grauniad: teem from liverpool beet Fluham 5-0
Times: let's talk about rugby chaps

All of them chewing gum for the eyes.

Pointless
 

Depends on the papers:

Express: st Theresa may saves brexit
Mail: lady di, another eulogy
S*n: phwoar we'll sell you any old cobblers and you'll lap it up
Mirror: ermmmm
Telegraph: collecting other people"s money is top class
Grauniad: teem from liverpool beet Fluham 5-0
Times: let's talk about rugby chaps

All of them chewing gum for the eyes.

Pointless
And now the proper version
 
"Everton in Free Fall"

Scam ALeadArseDyce writes our lead editorial about how Everton's last gasp 3-0 win at Fulham papers over the defensive fragilities that only a seasoned Prem League Firefighter could handle.
 

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