New Songs/Chants?

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He comes from Holland where they have loads of pot,
Big Martin Jol will play a fluid 442 with the players he got,
He subs before the seventieth minute if were getting beat,
And unlike the Pakistanis he is not a massive cheat,
There's only one Martin Jol whooaaaahhh doo dee do dum,
One Martin Joooooool and he's is dead boss.
 

Tim Cahill deserves a much better song/chant than "Tim Cahill! Tim Cahill!"

Chants like "Leon! Leon! Leon!" or "Yobo! Yobo! Yobo!" are also [Poor language removed], as well as "There's only one....!"
 
couple of days too late like, but given his no-show anyway, some rawk lurker will probably nick it for saturday....

tune..Matchstick men,

he shags grannies, whores and even dogs
he takes 'em to the Lowry & to Rio's bogs
now he holds his cock and waits
and then he masturbates
cos Coleen she won't shag him anymore
 
Tim Cahill deserves a much better song/chant than "Tim Cahill! Tim Cahill!"

Chants like "Leon! Leon! Leon!" or "Yobo! Yobo! Yobo!" are also [Poor language removed], as well as "There's only one....!"

was gonna give it to vidic after his ragged off slide which ended with him against the hoardings

He comes from downunder
he made a cnut of yer
tim cahill whoah-oh
tim cahill whoa-oa-a-oh
 
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