New song

[Mcdrewson]

I very rarely post (you’ll be thankful momentarily) but have had an ear worm all day. Manfred Man’s Earth Band were on the wireless this morning and since then I’ve been singing ‘Blinded by the Light’ which has morphed nicely into ‘Blinded by the Sh I te’.
Been musing over a 2nd line and I’ve got...

Blinded by the Sh I te
Jurgen Klopp’s teeth are like a headlamp* in the night

*cats eyes/lighthouse/bad trip/eye poke will also fit.

Regretting writing this down already