New signing media interviews - what would you ask?

[scratchnsurf]

“How much for the pair ?”

@Groucho

Some consistency please.

 

[Kurt.]

@Groucho

Some consistency please.

Itchy ???????

 

[scratchnsurf]

Itchy ???????

I know you're regularly doing late jokes in the dead thread but here you're just late with the joke.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Personally I'd ban them from talking for the first year.

Earn your right to talk Everton nonsense fella.

Fans can't even wait for a kit release...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I do like the "3 people you'd have dinner with, dead or alive?" line of questioning TBH. Answers say a lot about the person IMO.

 

[Kurt.]

I know you're regularly doing late jokes in the dead thread but here you're just late with the joke.

What can I say ?? I have no defence I’m an unfunny bellend


BUT I’LL STILL COME BACK !!!!

 

[Groucho]

I do like the "3 people you'd have dinner with, dead or alive?" line of questioning TBH. Answers say a lot about the person IMO.

Just anything more interesting than the usual scripted stuff would be an improvement.