New Manager

[Anonymous71]

If Everton get Moyes in, this last season could be a gathering of the old favourites for a Goodbye Goodison Extravaganza, kind of like those clip shows that are used at the end of tv series.



Ancelotti is invited but he can’t be arsed. However, for a cool 2mill, he agrees to pre-record a two minute message to be broadcast on the screens at Goodison, from the Real Madrid trophy room. At several points during the broadcast, he appears to need help remembering which club he’s talking about.

 

[Bedfordblue]

First & drugs are bad m’kay?

 

[buededw1]

what...

 

[Clarky cat]

I remember my first beer

 

[summerisle]

It's pretty simple then : sack every manager after one match - we're after the League and after the cup, Everton's on the up and up !

 

[Anonymous71]

I remember my first beer

I can almost remember when I was learning sarcasm. Congratulations on your first step. Probably best if you go back to your cot now as swaddling is restrictive.
Nighty-night and bye now.
Mwah.

 

[Anonymous71]

First & drugs are bad m’kay?

I appreciate the hard-earned wisdom.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Brilliant. Would read again.

 

[tommye]

drugs are bad m’kay?

Only in the hands of 'kin idiots.

 

[SJB]

Good post, I understood the humour. Sorry that the usuals converged on the thread to try and belittle you.

UTFT!