Near Death Experiences

[LEONARD]

Every time I enter Goodison Park.

 

[helpimonfire]

Wowsers. Please tell me that's not why you've got your username???

It is. Local kids knew I had been saved and gave me the nickname

 

[Kurt.]

It is. Local kids knew I had been saved and gave me the nickname

They could have given you a cooler nickname … like ‘Flame’ or something

 

[Connor mcloud]

Guillan-barre syndrome 84/85 but made it to Rotterdam and Wembley. Car crash coming back from Wembley 95, car flipped 3 times and I got thrown out, Heart attack in 2015 while hiking on a mountain in Ireland, helicopter found me because of my phone signal

 

[helpimonfire]

They could have given you a cooler nickname … like ‘Flame’ or something

I could then say I was going to the match

Wil get me coat

They did shorten it to Help (not much better really)

 

[Daz1878]

Guillan-barre syndrome 84/85 but made it to Rotterdam and Wembley. Car crash coming back from Wembley 95, car flipped 3 times and I got thrown out, Heart attack in 2015 while hiking on a mountain in Ireland, helicopter found me because of my phone signal

A few close calls there, but you missed out the one where you were fatally stabbed by this guy, only to make a complete recovery:

 

[bigjonny]

I upset a couple of kopites when Michael Thomas scored the winner , one was a local heavyweight boxer and his mate was bigger than him.

 

[thirdmantackle]

Yep.

Rolled a hire car down the side of a hill in NZ. A Nissan Tiida.
Full tank of petrol just put into it.

Must have rolled 9-10 times, i closed my eyes after the first few.

We walked away from it.

look, even took a photo of the near death experience