Naughty bug.......

[Sharpys top lip]

Wow i feel like [Poor language removed].

Was up all night blowing chunks. And i feel like im on deaths door right now.

Not felt this ill for a long,long time....



Cmon, cheer me up....

 

[Goat]

My Son has it at the moment, I will no doubt get it soon.

 

[RFUS]

FOOTBALL ORIENTED JOKE TIME! (all stolen/none my own)

Tough game for Liverpool today.

Football.

The genius of Wayne Rooney:

1. Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United because Manchester United are not signing enough top quality players.

2. Manchester United sign Wayne Rooney to a long-term big-money contract.

3. Wayne Rooney thinks Wayne Rooney is a top quality player.

4. Wayne Rooney is happy.

Genius move from Man United commercially, now all those fans who burnt their Rooney shirts will have to buy new ones I like this!

I Just bought Liverpool's new DVD, 101 Great Throw-Ins

Newsflash: Wayne Rooney has signed for Real Madrid after mishearing that the place is full of lovely "Senior-Ritas"

Liverpool have made a bid for Rooney after he said he wanted to play in a different league next season.

If Arsene Wenger married Darth Vader would his new name be Arsene Vader? Better not let him in the changing rooms after the game!

Breaking news - Wayne Rooney has ruled out a move to Juventus after he found out that the "The Old Lady" is just a nickname

Champions League football for the Liverpool players tonight.

They are all going round to Steven Gerrard's to watch it on Sky Sports 2.

The Tottenham Jenga I bought today is ******* [Poor language removed].

It completely collapses at the beginning of every game.

Get well soon sharpy!

 

[chrissyjack]

If it makes you feel better..I never seem to get them

 

[Sharpys top lip]

If it makes you feel better..I never seem to get them

Breaths on Cj**




FFS, i feel like boiled [Poor language removed].

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Get better soon mate, put the City v Arsenal game on, that'll cheer you up watching Arsenal roll over.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Happy to inform you, that last nights wheat beer/Southern Comfort combo, didn't have any effect on my fitness.

Now, doesn't that cheer you up?


Get well soon Sharpy.

 

[chrissyjack]

It's weird. At least 6 people this week have phoned in sick or gone home from work discharging at both ends. Me ? I'm fine , and I don't know why or how

 

[chicoazul]

You caught the AIDS from your curry mate, sue them immediately.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Get better soon mate, put the City v Arsenal game on, that'll cheer you up watching Arsenal roll over.

On the couch with the blanket, and the 3yr old's looking after me.

Just had tea an toast. That wont stay down long.

City down to 10....

 

[Sharpys top lip]

You caught the AIDS from your curry mate, sue them immediately.

Think it's serious.....


Think it's.........














FACE AIDS.....

 

[peteblue]

Wow i feel like [Poor language removed].

Was up all night blowing chunks. And i feel like im on deaths door right now.

Not felt this ill for a long,long time....



Cmon, cheer me up....

Mate of mine got it last week, he died....hope this helps...

 

[Nordecke]

Happy to inform you, that last nights wheat beer/Southern Comfort combo, didn't have any effect on my fitness.

Now, doesn't that cheer you up?


Get well soon Sharpy.

Mate of mine got it last week, he died....hope this helps...

Both of these were great..

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Mate of mine got it last week, he died....hope this helps...

Just took my Temp. 101.......Every bone in my body is aching.

Fukk me I'm ill.

Your right, im gunna die.

Right who's taking over Sharpy's all inclusive..????






Cough**splutter**dies**

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Just took my Temp. 101.......Every bone in my body is aching.

Fukk me I'm ill.

Your right, im gunna die.

Right who's taking over Sharpy's all inclusive..????





Cough**splutter**dies**

Sharpy - Can I have your trabs?