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What's happened to normal names for kids?

Seriously there's some children now who should hate their parents when they're older.

They sound like either jarg porn stars or pet names.
The Times birth announcements can be both hilarious and infuriating.
This is from Friday.

To Victoria and Ian, a son, Shackleton Blaze, a brother to Seraphina Petra and Bertrand Monte.

You just know there isn`t a chin between the lot of them.
 

I feel confident that I can win this one. I was an assistance caseworker for several years after university (not sure what the equivalent UK title is, but helping low income families qualify for state assistance programs). We'd see some absolutely unbelievable names, but there was one in particular that will forever be the undisputed champion. We'd show new employees the birth record to prove that we weren't kidding. If never a name has doomed a child to prison, this is surely it. The name I'm referring to?

Playon Infamous-Pimpin (surname redacted).

I. Am. Not. Making. This. Up.
 

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