A little Chrimbo-ish Quiz
4 potential Kopite bashing songs which could easily be launched on the Gwladys Street .. or, failing that, have a laugh.
so your task is to "Name that Tune" (until you get totally bored with the clues and peak at the spoilers) - or think of your own new ones.
1. A big hit for a massive Brit Boy Band.. from the 90s..including a famous Port Vale fan - this tells of "the seven figure sum" to "dislike" the dark side..
A Million Reasons to Hate the Sh*te
2. This one reprises a famous hit and matches it to events of just over 2 years ago on a famous piece of turf not too far from Goodison. The original was something of a sickly sweet song from a girl to her man.. dates from the early 80s.. something of a one-hit wonder (somewhat like the butt of our joke - a footballer who has dined out on his 15 minutes of fame - excepting disagreements with disc jockeys of course - the girl who sang the original is now, incredibly 73 years old. You probably don't know her by the name of Antonia Christina Basilotta but.. her famous one-hit was sort of about a guy with the same name as a mouse.. and how he "blew her mind" - naturally our version takes the michael..
Hey Slippy
3. We now move on to an unconventional tribute - by an unusual band - of a famous song... one of the great rock anthems of the late 60s
Here you are persuaded to - well basically - get your act into gear and get down and have fun.. maybe involving the powering up of a fast vehicle and going somewhere for fun... and how, we're born blue and they are born..........
Born to be Sh*te (get your motor running, head out to the airport...)
4. And finally, another famous song by a great Aussie band (really, that'll be...) - from the late 70s - probably their signature tune..
And how the wonderful team let one of their heros go - because, after all, they are such a caring club..
Send Steve Heighway to Hell
4 potential Kopite bashing songs which could easily be launched on the Gwladys Street .. or, failing that, have a laugh.
so your task is to "Name that Tune" (until you get totally bored with the clues and peak at the spoilers) - or think of your own new ones.
1. A big hit for a massive Brit Boy Band.. from the 90s..including a famous Port Vale fan - this tells of "the seven figure sum" to "dislike" the dark side..
A Million Reasons to Hate the Sh*te
2. This one reprises a famous hit and matches it to events of just over 2 years ago on a famous piece of turf not too far from Goodison. The original was something of a sickly sweet song from a girl to her man.. dates from the early 80s.. something of a one-hit wonder (somewhat like the butt of our joke - a footballer who has dined out on his 15 minutes of fame - excepting disagreements with disc jockeys of course - the girl who sang the original is now, incredibly 73 years old. You probably don't know her by the name of Antonia Christina Basilotta but.. her famous one-hit was sort of about a guy with the same name as a mouse.. and how he "blew her mind" - naturally our version takes the michael..
Hey Slippy
3. We now move on to an unconventional tribute - by an unusual band - of a famous song... one of the great rock anthems of the late 60s
Here you are persuaded to - well basically - get your act into gear and get down and have fun.. maybe involving the powering up of a fast vehicle and going somewhere for fun... and how, we're born blue and they are born..........
Born to be Sh*te (get your motor running, head out to the airport...)
4. And finally, another famous song by a great Aussie band (really, that'll be...) - from the late 70s - probably their signature tune..
And how the wonderful team let one of their heros go - because, after all, they are such a caring club..
Send Steve Heighway to Hell
