Mystery of disappearing eggs

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

So are you saying that they have been poached ?

 

[ijjysmith]

Dirk 'eggs' Benedict did it.

 

[chrissyjack]

I suspect fowl play

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Sub sonic Hedgehogs.

Sneaky buggers, proper sly like.

 

[Alio]

I've got some eggs if you're short pal

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I've got some eggs if you're short pal

Sell them for IVF instead, buy some shares with the proceeds.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'd shell out for upgraded security if I was you like

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Raise the coop off the ground, give them a half assed ladder to climb up to get into bed. They can do it, and it stops rats and other vermin pinching the eggs.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

be some critter, little devilles some of them.