My worst nightmare has come true...

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Chuck it in the bath, and the ipad, and say it was Sandy.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Chuck it in the bath, and the ipad, and say it was Sandy.

Done.

 

[Vim Fuego]

My worst nightmare almost came true this morning while out jogging. Half way around my 3 mile route I got those horrible stabbing pains in my guts that told me I needed a dump,I diced with death as I ran across a busy dual carriageway, over a bridge, and eventually arrived at my front door, fumbling for my key whilst trying to suppress a turtles head, I made it to the bog with inches/ seconds to spare...my own personal dumb & dumber moment, though I must say that the feeling of release and relief was the closest sensation to an orgasm that I've ever known.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

You have some tame nightmares, like Jdawg. Where's the one where you get your cock stuck in a lit firework while being chased by a clown with your mother's face while Luiz Suarez plays songs by the cheeky girls on a ukelele?

hahahaha, classic

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

My worst nightmare almost came true this morning while out jogging. Half way around my 3 mile route I got those horrible stabbing pains in my guts that told me I needed a dump,I diced with death as I ran across a busy dual carriageway, over a bridge, and eventually arrived at my front door, fumbling for my key whilst trying to suppress a turtles head, I made it to the bog with inches/ seconds to spare...my own personal dumb & dumber moment, though I must say that the feeling of release and relief was the closest sensation to an orgasm that I've ever known.

Proper Paula Ratcliffe run that mate.

 

[Elong]

Proper Paula Ratcliffe run that mate.

Gonna say at least he made it to the bog in the end, there's been more than my legs running once before.

 

[EFCNIK]

Jizz on it and the nutrients from the....

Oh I've done this one before.

 

[Penno]

Lick your mum out, then this nightmare will pale into insignificance with the nightmare task of dispersing the lingering odourous pleasure of festering haddock from your Movember fuzz.

 

[EFCNIK]

Lick your mum out, then this nightmare will pale into insignificance with the nightmare task of dispersing the lingering odourous pleasure of festering haddock from your Movember fuzz.

Oh my...

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

No the guy told me I could do it...the only restriction is I can't use it for 30 days. Quote "Just call back and say my tv doesn't work"...done. My dad called cuz he's got a broken TV and his rep told him the same thing...she said they just replaced hers last month for about $1800...it seems too good to be true, but that's two Directv reps that have confirmed it.

Don't have credit cards, so not an option. I pay cash for everything now. I can't be trusted with credit cards.

Dawg - I have the solution...don't bother buying a new telly just de-camp to McGurk's ....settle yourself down with a pint and you can watch all the sports / election tripe you want.