TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
As a former mod, I'm working with a publisher on a tell all book on the behind the scenes at Grand Old Team. I think I can get a seven figure advance up front unless @GrandOldTeam wants to pay more.
But it will have it all and it won't be one of these limp efforts like Roy Keane's autobiography. I'm gonna come out with all the lies, secrets, intrigue, and everything you'd expect from a former insider who knew the inner workings of the vaunted GOT forum.
So, next time you hit the tip jar, just remember how that money is going to be used for the foreseeable future, and that's hush money. But I doubt Danny will be able to compete with Random House or Simon/Schuster. Of course he could also put a Salman Rushdie fatwa on me but that won't keep me quiet.
Oh, and I'll take any submissions for the foreward on this book.
But it will have it all and it won't be one of these limp efforts like Roy Keane's autobiography. I'm gonna come out with all the lies, secrets, intrigue, and everything you'd expect from a former insider who knew the inner workings of the vaunted GOT forum.
So, next time you hit the tip jar, just remember how that money is going to be used for the foreseeable future, and that's hush money. But I doubt Danny will be able to compete with Random House or Simon/Schuster. Of course he could also put a Salman Rushdie fatwa on me but that won't keep me quiet.
Oh, and I'll take any submissions for the foreward on this book.
