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Gazdalf
Guest
MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a
nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too
healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then..........You spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on
tap, and Then.............You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case!
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a
nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too
healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then..........You spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on
tap, and Then.............You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case!
