MelbourneToff
Player Valuation: £225k
Evening lads, sorry if this is the wrong place to post something like this, I'm still new around here so any pointers are appreciated.
Being Australian, Ive never seen an Everton game. I've been a supporter since Primary school, but football (aka soccer) is maybe 3rd or 4th in terms of most played sports in AU. Lets say I've watched 1000 EFC games - 990 wouldve been in my man cave, but I could count how many times ive gone to the pub for the game on one hand. This is down to the fact the lads I play football with are all on the utd or pool bandwagons.
But I feel like I was able to do my bit for the club today from AU. Ive been on a cruise for the last 9 days with my family, and we disembarked earlier. Only to see Adam 'arrogant' Lallana taking photos with some of the Sydney locals. And what a prick he is. Arrogant little sod. He was with his boyfriend/body guard, going for a morning stroll around Circular Quay. I followed him for a good 10 minutes screaming the words of every Everton song I could think of directly in his face. He thought it was over a few times, but I didn't stop. The pigs loved it, and instead of pulling me for being a [Poor language removed] in public, they let me know they were utd supporters and to go for gold.
I don't know if this is acceptable on here, but I bought up 2 pretty touchy nights in Liverpool history. Im sure you can guess which two. (Us Aussies arn't easily offended, especially if someone brings something offensive up from like 40 years ago). I wasn't expecting anything to happen, but the second I said Heyse..... The body guard had me by the throat warning me to never say that word around a liverpool player or fan ever again. Problem is ive been a competitive kickboxer since I was 7, and this prick is on my soil, so i'll say whatever the F i want!
Instinct took over, and I slapped the fat see-you-next-tuesday across the face with my shin. Lallana just legged it, so I chased. For about 5 seconds, until I remembered hes a professional footballer lol. Long story short - I dropped a LFC body guard, which wasnt hard, he was about as tall as an oompaa loompaa. I chased Lallana screaming the words to grand old team. And hopefully I scared the skinny little rat to the point he never comes back to AU!!!
Being Australian, Ive never seen an Everton game. I've been a supporter since Primary school, but football (aka soccer) is maybe 3rd or 4th in terms of most played sports in AU. Lets say I've watched 1000 EFC games - 990 wouldve been in my man cave, but I could count how many times ive gone to the pub for the game on one hand. This is down to the fact the lads I play football with are all on the utd or pool bandwagons.
But I feel like I was able to do my bit for the club today from AU. Ive been on a cruise for the last 9 days with my family, and we disembarked earlier. Only to see Adam 'arrogant' Lallana taking photos with some of the Sydney locals. And what a prick he is. Arrogant little sod. He was with his boyfriend/body guard, going for a morning stroll around Circular Quay. I followed him for a good 10 minutes screaming the words of every Everton song I could think of directly in his face. He thought it was over a few times, but I didn't stop. The pigs loved it, and instead of pulling me for being a [Poor language removed] in public, they let me know they were utd supporters and to go for gold.
I don't know if this is acceptable on here, but I bought up 2 pretty touchy nights in Liverpool history. Im sure you can guess which two. (Us Aussies arn't easily offended, especially if someone brings something offensive up from like 40 years ago). I wasn't expecting anything to happen, but the second I said Heyse..... The body guard had me by the throat warning me to never say that word around a liverpool player or fan ever again. Problem is ive been a competitive kickboxer since I was 7, and this prick is on my soil, so i'll say whatever the F i want!
Instinct took over, and I slapped the fat see-you-next-tuesday across the face with my shin. Lallana just legged it, so I chased. For about 5 seconds, until I remembered hes a professional footballer lol. Long story short - I dropped a LFC body guard, which wasnt hard, he was about as tall as an oompaa loompaa. I chased Lallana screaming the words to grand old team. And hopefully I scared the skinny little rat to the point he never comes back to AU!!!
