Man-o-man, I had a crazy experience last night. My friend who works for AltaVista turned me onto something called "The Lite Web." It's this crazy alternate digital universe that few people seem to know about. You have to access the lite web through a series of idiosyncratic anonymous NSCS-P57 communication portals using a tor-based program that is difficult to find, but you can google the phrase "fresh little candies" and go from there.
But once you're in, prepared to be wowed. I warn you: the LITE WEB IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. And don't surf the lite web at work.
I can only give you a sample of what I found but you can literally spend hours surfing the crazy soft underbelly of the web.
I found some really sick stuff like yarn samples:
And a guy literally milking a cow. You read that right. HE IS MILKING A COW. How sick is that?
At this point I almost turned the whole thing off. But I continued...
And I found pages and pages of knock-knock jokes. Most I can't even repeat, nor do I ever want to hear again. But I'll give you just one example:
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Europe"
"Europe who?"
"No! You're a poo!"
Insane, right? Who comes up with this sick stuff?!
And the availability of alternate media sources is totally amazing. You can read about news that you just don't find on the normal internet. I also found a bunch of totally cool alternative online magazines as well. Really taboo stuff, but also really compelling in that I-shouldn't-be-looking-at-this sort of way:
This one almost made me loose my lunch!
Anyways, has anyone ever dared to visit the lite web? What did you find?
But once you're in, prepared to be wowed. I warn you: the LITE WEB IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. And don't surf the lite web at work.
I can only give you a sample of what I found but you can literally spend hours surfing the crazy soft underbelly of the web.
I found some really sick stuff like yarn samples:
And a guy literally milking a cow. You read that right. HE IS MILKING A COW. How sick is that?
At this point I almost turned the whole thing off. But I continued...
And I found pages and pages of knock-knock jokes. Most I can't even repeat, nor do I ever want to hear again. But I'll give you just one example:
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Europe"
"Europe who?"
"No! You're a poo!"
Insane, right? Who comes up with this sick stuff?!
And the availability of alternate media sources is totally amazing. You can read about news that you just don't find on the normal internet. I also found a bunch of totally cool alternative online magazines as well. Really taboo stuff, but also really compelling in that I-shouldn't-be-looking-at-this sort of way:
This one almost made me loose my lunch!
Anyways, has anyone ever dared to visit the lite web? What did you find?
