My Cashley and the Barcodes

SpurtingLesbian · May 25, 2015

It's OK lovers of comedy car crashes, Mike Ashley has said he will be staying at the club until they win a trophy or qualify for the Champions League. lollollol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32866700

He said he was to blame for the team's season, in which they narrowly avoided Premier League relegation on Sunday.
Asked of his intentions, he said: "To win something. By the way, I shan't be selling until I do. Not at any price."

Ashley added: "We may have the cart, financially, but we now need to bolt the horse on, and we are going to."

meanwhile
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley runs the club "from another planet", according to former manager Kevin Keegan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32863581

"It is almost as if Mike Ashley has said, 'what is the worst I can do?"

"It is not difficult to work out unless you come from another planet and I think Mike Ashley runs that club from another planet," said Keegan.
"Fans are being treated with such disrespect. Fans don't want to go to games, they want to protest.

zirc · May 25, 2015

The FA Vase is a trophy

bizzaro · May 25, 2015

Newcastle fans should wonder why for most other fans - they've turned into the second most despised club other than Liverpool.

People may have more sympathy for them then.