Not Safe For Work! My big Toe - by not complaining or seeking compensation now back on track -

[Joey66]

After 20 visits to the same NHS clinic seeing a proper skilled podiatrist - My toe is now on the mend the podiatrist has save my nail & I have just e mailed his boss to thank his dedication in to undoing the butchers work above .... the offender of the work above in the photo has been moved with a promotion ...... typical - but the main thing is I am able to wear shoes after wearing slippers everywhere for 3 months - praising instead of complaining works if the job is done properly

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I am refusing to claim first on this.

 

[chicoazul]

And you have a go at me for ludicrous threads. At least mine are intended that way.

 

[Pootsy]

Unless a power saw or DIY mishap were the cause of this mess then I'm not interested. Oh go on then. What ya do??

 

[Joey66]

And you have a go at me for ludicrous threads. At least mine are intended that way.

The pain man - I expect no sympathy from you - by the way the thread I posted has been locked so i had to pass on good news ...

 

[Prevenger17]

We should start a new self-mutilation sub-forum, whaddya think @tommye?

 

[Joey66]

Unless a power saw or DIY mishap were the cause of this mess then I'm not interested. Oh go on then. What ya do??

TBF @tommye book comes out next year - that was more horrendous accident, this was done by a so called professional ....

 

[chrismpw]

I think I just sicked a little bit in my mouth, but...

Joey ... you have a lady's feet. These are not the feet of an aged gardener.

 

[Jimishorts]

Do you wax your toes @Joey66 or has all the hair fallen out from smoking chickpea crack?

 

[Joey66]

Do you wax your toes @Joey66 or has all the hair fallen out from smoking chickpea crack?

No wax just the podiatrist with blunt tools .....

 

[Prevenger17]

After 20 visits to the same NHS clinic seeing a proper skilled podiatrist - My toe is now on the mend the podiatrist has save my nail & I have just e mailed his boss to thank his dedication in to undoing the butchers work above .... the offender of the work above in the photo has been moved with a promotion ...... typical - but the main thing is I am able to wear shoes after wearing slippers everywhere for 3 months - praising instead of complaining works if the job is done properly

Tbh Joe, as a man with the most grotesque feet in the world, I looked at this and wondered what your footcare routine was

 

[Pootsy]

Tbh Joe, as a man with the most grotesque feet in the world, I looked at this and wondered what your footcare routine was

For a start he's not a runner. Freckles give the possibility of a the strawberry blonde look too.

So a professional did this. How often do you get a pedicure?

 

[Joey66]

I think I just sicked a little bit in my mouth, but...

Joey ... you have a lady's feet. These are not the feet of an aged gardener.

I was a nurseryman, top propagator .....top grower..... My feet wear only used to kick backsides - joking ....I had a good staff as I trained them ....

 

[JimmyJeffers]

After 20 visits to the same NHS clinic seeing a proper skilled podiatrist - My toe is now on the mend the podiatrist has save my nail & I have just e mailed his boss to thank his dedication in to undoing the butchers work above .... the offender of the work above in the photo has been moved with a promotion ...... typical - but the main thing is I am able to wear shoes after wearing slippers everywhere for 3 months - praising instead of complaining works if the job is done properly

Get well soon @ForeverEverton

 

[Jimishorts]

After 20 visits to the same NHS clinic seeing a proper skilled podiatrist - My toe is now on the mend

Can't believe Hollywood haven't picked up the rights to this blockbuster.