Mushy peas v baked beans

Mushy peas or baked beans

  • Mushy peas

    Votes: 17 22.4%
  • Baked beans

    Votes: 45 59.2%
  • Cheese on toast lad

    Votes: 14 18.4%

  • Total voters
    76
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Impale some beans on cocktail sticks at the border to serve as a grisly warning to the other beans.

This risks condemnation from the other members of the security council! Clearly you lack experience in Gulf War build-up Breakfast. The effect you desire can be accomplished by a an aggressive swipe of the knife sending some beans perilously close to the oblivion of the plates edge. This will keep the coalition intact and the stragglers will be dealt with as part of the 'mopping up' process.
 

Was going to post this in the new stadium discussion but probably better off in here now.

Myself and a few others are putting forward this delicious idea in the next fan consultation. Very surprised we've never done this at Goodison.

 

Beans in pan.

Heat and add cheese until the spoon can stand up by itself.

Serve in bowl with triangle cut toast dripping in butter.

Eat as a filthy hobo fondue using the toast to transfer your cheesy beans to face, pyjamas and duvet cover.

Finish and suffer utter regret.

Look in mirror and puke in toilet.

Get 3 for 50.
 
Beans in pan.

Heat and add cheese until the spoon can stand up by itself.

Serve in bowl with triangle cut toast dripping in butter.

Eat as a filthy hobo fondue using the toast to transfer your cheesy beans to face, pyjamas and duvet cover.

Finish and suffer utter regret.

Look in mirror and puke in toilet.

Get 3 for 50.
I've bean here mush
 

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