Mundane bad start to the day

[ToffeeMark]

example of a bad morning,

1. Opening the jar of coffee and sugar, then spooning coffee into the sugar instead of my mug

2. Putting the boys ready brek in the microwave and then dropping the milk on the way to the fridge

3. Realising I've over microwaved the ready brek while I've been mopping up the milk creating a bubbling white hot goo that sticks like napalm and sets like concrete

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I think I may suffer from early morning zombie

 

[bluejock]

I'd be f*cking the day off as a bad job at that point and heading back to bed.

 

[WA Toffee]

example of a bad morning,

1. Opening the jar of coffee and sugar, then spooning coffee into the sugar instead of my mug

2. Putting the boys ready brek in the microwave and then dropping the milk on the way to the fridge

3. Realising I've over microwaved the ready brek while I've been mopping up the milk creating a bubbling white hot goo that sticks like napalm and sets like concrete

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**

I think I may suffer from early morning zombie

People still eat Ready Brek? Now there is a blast from the past. Don't think I've eaten or even seen that crap since the early 80s

 

[ToffeeMark]

People still eat Ready Brek? Now there is a blast from the past. Don't think I've eaten or even seen that crap since the early 80s

Kids love it. Babies (6months) enjoy it, not solids therefore suitable and better than made for babies crap

then as they grow up they still like it. easier to make than porridge imo and slightly sweeter taste for the kids.

I wouldn't eat it but then I never eat breakfast. Just coffee.

back in the '80s I used to coat the top of my cereals in sugar. Sick, can't believe it. Haven't gone down that route with our kids, and no frosted cereals or chocolate etc.

I'd rather my kids weren't sugar crazed maniacs

 

[EFCNIK]

Kids love it. Babies (6months) enjoy it, not solids therefore suitable and better than made for babies crap

then as they grow up they still like it. easier to make than porridge imo and slightly sweeter taste for the kids.

I wouldn't eat it but then I never eat breakfast. Just coffee.

back in the '80s I used to coat the top of my cereals in sugar. Sick, can't believe it. Haven't gone down that route with our kids, and no frosted cereals or chocolate etc.

I'd rather my kids weren't sugar crazed maniacs

*calls social services

 

[steken1]

example of a bad morning,

1. Opening the jar of coffee and sugar, then spooning coffee into the sugar instead of my mug

2. Putting the boys ready brek in the microwave and then dropping the milk on the way to the fridge

3. Realising I've over microwaved the ready brek while I've been mopping up the milk creating a bubbling white hot goo that sticks like napalm and sets like concrete

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**

I think I may suffer from early morning zombie

Know what you mean, deffo not a morning person meself. I always try to make someone else's day a bit worse than mine to get the day back on track.

Driving through a puddle soaking everyone at the bus stop, taking milk off someones step or letting the neighbours tyres down usually puts a spring back in my step.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I call them mournings. Cos I'm dead.

 

[Dylan]

example of a bad morning,

1. Opening the jar of coffee and sugar, then spooning coffee into the sugar instead of my mug

2. Putting the boys ready brek in the microwave and then dropping the milk on the way to the fridge

3. Realising I've over microwaved the ready brek while I've been mopping up the milk creating a bubbling white hot goo that sticks like napalm and sets like concrete

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**

I think I may suffer from early morning zombie

Ahh.....the classic 'needing a cup of coffee to make a cup of coffee' syndrome.

 

[ToffeeMark]

Its all psychological though, i gave up caffeine in July....

 

[DanEFC92]

Haven't had cereal in years.