Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
Feeling Slight rasist undertones hereMy missus's dad watches this, was up there at their house once when it was on and he laughed all the way through, I really felt like running over to him and beating him with something that was near to hand, and heavy.
He also watches Citizen Khan, and thinks it's hilarious, thinking about it, if I did beat him to death I would be doing him a favour.