Mr TW's confession booth.

[bizzaro]

Father, forgive me for I have sinned:

Last night, at approximately 7pm (or so), I did let forth foul and abusive language at a greasy Brazilian/Spaniard who was giving lip to our sainted Seamus.

I am ready for atonement, Father

Thats allowed. You would have sinned if you hadn't of according the verse XII paragraph 2 of the book of St. Domingo

 

[degsy]

I had a rueful smile when all the goals were going in. I was hearing the Hamlet music in my head, I really fancied a cigar to go with my single malt, I feel I may be turning back to the dreaded weed... but then again ***k it you gotta die of something

 

[Durham Toffee]

Father, I once kissed a girl who was wearing a Liverpool shirt. I was 14 at the time and I hadn't yet been baptised by the grace and wonder of the Church of Everton.

I hadn't seen the light.

Was I cleansed in recent weeks by accepting the true doctrine?

 

[mezzrow]

I just called that Moreno lad a really bad name. Will this cause international tensions?

My sainted mum told me it was bad to hate, but I do carry a massive one when those reds get dodgy pens like that.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Father TW I started a thread intended to cause fumeageddon with fumers fuming and fumers fuming about fumers fuming. What is my penance?

A pat on the back from @davek is coming your way my son.

I still love Jags but recently our relationship has gone a bit stale. I've since caught myself gazing covetously upon my neighbours centre half...

Does this make me a bad fan?

See the 10th commandment my child. Thou shalt not covet thy filthy neighbours centre half.

@bizzaro told me he is the Sniderman.

Hmm, sound like a statement to deflect from the true identity of the caped one. I.E YOU!!

I've renounced Martinez and now worship the Chilean Jesus.

Our lord will rise again my son. On the day of resurrection you will be judged (or negged).

Father, forgive me for I have sinned:

Last night, at approximately 7pm (or so), I did let forth foul and abusive language at a greasy Brazilian/Spaniard who was giving lip to our sainted Seamus.

I am ready for atonement, Father

In a moment of weakness, I myself committed this sin. On reflection my only regret is that Saint Timothy did not chin the sly Herman Munster lookalike.

Father, I once kissed a girl who was wearing a Liverpool shirt. I was 14 at the time and I hadn't yet been baptised by the grace and wonder of the Church of Everton.

I hadn't seen the light.

Was I cleansed in recent weeks by accepting the true doctrine?

Tis nothing my son, @chicoazul (the most glorious of disciples) would have fingered her.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

I just called that Moreno lad a really bad name. Will this cause international tensions?

My sainted mum told me it was bad to hate, but I do carry a massive one when those reds get dodgy pens like that.

Ephesians 4:26
Be angry and do not sin; do not let the sun go down on your anger,

 

[Muggins]

Ephesians 4:26
Be angry and do not sin; do not let the sun go down on your anger,

That's just confusing. Can we do people in or not lad?

*scoffs at religion

 

[Mrtallywacker]

That's just confusing. Can we do people in or not lad?

*scoffs at religion

Yes, but you must not shiv anyone after sundown.
God bless you my son.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Have a wonderful week blues everywhere, I will leave you with this.......

Corinthians 13:4-8
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

 

[JDL]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.