Mr TW's confession booth.

[Mrtallywacker]

Good morning to my blue flock on this fine Sabbath day. Step forth and confess your wrongdoings, repent and all ye sins will be forgiven.

 

[dholliday]

In my rebellious youth I once bent a sign which originally said that the way to Swanland was up that road, but I bent it so it said that it was up this other road. I thought it was hilarious.

Please forgive me, Father.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

In my rebellious youth I once bent a sign which originally said that the way to Swanland was up that road, but I bent it so it said that it was up this other road. I thought it was hilarious.

Please forgive me, Father.

My child, your place in the kingdom of heaven is assured. Say three hail Robertos and go in peace, your sins are forgiven.

 

[ijjysmith]

I hate loads of people.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'm considering a pair of Ny-keys

 

[Mrtallywacker]

I hate loads of people.

Proverbs 10:12
Hatred stirs up strife, but love covers all offenses.

Let these words be your guide my child.

 

[Bungle]

I once took a girl into the office at the weekend and had sex with her on a colleagues desk, I then took more pleasure than I should when he ate lunch at his desk on the Monday.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

I'm considering a pair of Ny-keys

Perhaps you might consider the lilies instead.

 

[Pat's Van]

I accidentally wanked over some gay porn

 

[Sapie88]

Forgive me father for I have sinned, you only need to look through my posting history to see I have a taste for younger girls.

18+ though. I'm not a total nonce.

 

[roydo]

I accidentally wanked over some gay porn

Boy gay or girl gay? One I could understand.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

I once took a girl into the office at the weekend and had sex with her on a colleagues desk, I then took more pleasure than I should when he ate lunch at his desk on the Monday.

Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against.

Take a vow of celibacy and never speak of this again. Go in peace your sins are forgiven. God bless you my son.

@Pat's Van please see the above

 

[Pat's Van]

Boy gay or girl gay? One I could understand.

well I thought it was a guy bumming a girl. but when the camera panned back it was a guy bumming a really well groomed guy, by then it was too late

 

[Sapie88]

well I thought it was a guy bumming a girl. but when the camera panned back it was a guy bumming a really well groomed guy, by then it was too late

We've all been there mate. I've been duped by transsexuals too.

 

[dholliday]

Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against.

Take a vow of celibacy and never speak of this again. Go in peace your sins are forgiven. God bless you my son.

is right, Bungle! Flee that fornication, mate.