Movie Clichés

[Summerskin]

List em:

1. In the sort of "one man against the world" films like Rambo (and the Under Seige films are great for this) the bad guys always end up with a copy of the blokes personnel file, before reading it out to the audience...

"7 years as a NAVY SEAL, Tactical training, served 6 months in Iraq before becoming the bodyguard of President Clinton..."

 

[Pblueman]

Under Seige -Seagull

 

[Pblueman]

Die Hard - Willis

 

[Pblueman]

Lethal Weapon - Gibson

 

[bluejock]

In the movies

Boy punches above his weight with hotty.
Boy and hotty fall out.
Boy and hotty make up.
The end.

In reality.
Boy masturbates over class photo with hotty in it.
Hotty doesn't know boy exists.
Hotty spends summer holidays blowing older boy who has motorbike
Boy masturbates over class photo. And cries.
The end.

 

[Deloodid]

Bounty Hunter next job is a female hotie

Bounty hunter and hottie hate each other

Bounty hunter gets undressed and hottie is impressed

a 3rd person is after the hottie too

Bounty Hunter saves hotties

Hottie and bounty hunter fall for each other

puke time

 

[Alio]

Teen RomCom Must Follow Guide:

Girl is ugly. Girl takes off glasses and becomes the hottest girl in school

 

[MulletsAreBack]

Die Hard - Willis

What? Bruce willis is boss lid......you don't know what u tlkin 'bout. Some of us r not into Rom-coms,like.

 

[davek]

Long suffering Chief of Police to two maverick detectives:

"Stop bustin' my chops. You've got 24 hours to break this case or you're both back on traffic duty"

 

[Del]

When defusing a bomb the timer will always stop at 00:01

 

[Del]

Guy gets his arse kicked by bully who has 20 years martial arts training

Guy trains for 6 months then kicks the bullys arse

 

[Deloodid]

The bady always reveals why and what he did before his about to kill the hero.

 

[Nails]

It always rains when characters kiss
Black guy always dies
Sean Bean always dies
Someone gets their face smashed in with 20 punches or a hammer

 

[MulletsAreBack]

Guy gives rousing speech, one lad sitting at the back stands up,starts applauding(slowly) and the rest follow.

 

[MulletsAreBack]

Well meaning lad quits high paying job to go teach inner city kids, they give him hell,before miraculously morphing into straight A students.