Most unusual things you have seen for sale in the Alehouse

[paultheblue]

Just seen on the news that a fella has just been charged for trying to steal a copy of the Magna Carta from Salisbury Cathedral got me thinking that that would be a hard one to shift down the Alehouse.

What is the most unusual thing you have seen for sale in the pub?

For me it was in a pub on Rice Lane where one of the lads came in and was trying to sell a violin.

 

[bullybeef]

I’d quite like a bike.

Needs to be a big’un for Bully.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Usually beer, wine etc. Nuts, crisps..

 

[summerisle]

I go to the pub not to think.

 

[Buckers]

I saw a great video once of 2 drunks falling down a flight of stairs in a wood.

 

[bullybeef]

I once had a young lady offer me all sorts.

Of course, Bully declined the offers.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I once had a young lady offer me all sorts.

Of course, Bully declined the offers.

Yer ma is hardly young mate.

 

[bullybeef]

Yer ma is hardly young mate.

Yer dead right pal... she’s dead

 

[Bungle]

Yer dead right pal... she’s dead

Probably of shame.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I got offered some lamb chops in a pub in Camden once... that was odd.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Yer dead right pal... she’s dead

Well I’m not paying for that! Someone else can buy her a drink!

 

[COYBL25]

Some fella with a load of Meat Loaf tattoos, wearing an Everton Shirt with the number 69 Jeff on the back, once tried to sell me a load of photos of teenage Goth girls at bus stops.

 

[Tipp blue]

Had a man try to sell DVDs of the adult variety, he said it was homemade, of himself and his wife. No purchase was made.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Yer dead right pal... she’s deadly with her tongue

Oh

My

God

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A protein shake maybe. @Baines' left foot