Most ridiculous reason for missing a game

[Huyton Layne]

Mark fish

Thanks. Googled it and it only gave me a Scottish fella when I knew he played in England.

 

[Eggs]

I missed Everton v Arsenal 31st August 1974 as I got married on that day.

How bloody ridiculous was that?

...I got married on a Friday because I had a game the next day. No problem with Mrs Eggs which might be why she's sitting next to me now after 32 years.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

I missed Everton v Arsenal 31st August 1974 as I got married on that day.

How bloody ridiculous was that?

Part timerlol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Kagawa, while at Man U had to miss a game because he had to have his stomach pumped after he had eaten too much food.

 

[SerenityNigh]

...I got married on a Friday because I had a game the next day. No problem with Mrs Eggs which might be why she's sitting next to me now after 32 years.

Where was she the previous 32 years?