Raymondo077
Player Valuation: £10m
Batty Drogba and Diouf.
No one will ever come close to Luis Suarez. I ****ing hate him with a passion, and if I saw him out here on the street right now I'd probably go get the axe and try to cut his feet of so he could never play a game ever again. I'd gladly take the prison time. (Is it just me? Am i sick?)
Small little town between Liverpool and Southport called Ormskirk, happened to be there most days a couple of years ago, felt like all day most times.
Colin Harvey has a book signing at Waterstones, practically closed the town centre down (slight exaggeration).
Mr Wark has an autobiography out not to long later. Same bookstore. Over the course of four hours, from more or less the time the signing started I walked past the place 5-7 times, when it wasn't in my eyes view. Can honestly say I didn't see a single person with him (I'm sure someone did like). Never seen someone take a lunch break 45 minutes into a book signing (11.15ish am), the look of embarrassment on his face when he tells his PR lady his intention cracks me up to this day.
I always hated Steve McMahon.