Most embarrassing moment

[Phenom]

I thought that at the time mate, I thought to myself, I wish yew tree would get off me.

I'd rather of been bummed than burnt my arse with rubber to be honest.

 

[Bungle]

I'd rather of been bummed than burnt my arse with rubber to be honest.

Either way you take a pummelling from rubber if you think about it?

 

[Maxwell]

I've definitely done that bike back tyre thing before.







For pleasure.

 

[Phenom]

I've definitely done that bike back tyre thing before.







For pleasure.

Defo a Bugle multi.

 

[FTY]

Was in town earlier with earphone's in a world of my own, walked out of an alley and slipped over on some chips with curry sauce on them that were on the floor, head over heels and everything. Lay there for about 30 seconds nearly crying of embarrassment.

 

[FTY]

Another funny. I used to work with this girl who was ginger and a bit of a tomboy. She was quite load and brash and loved all the ginger banter. Anyway, one day I saw her in front of me in Ikea and I tapped her on the shoulder on said "What you doing in here you ginger freak?", to my horror not only wasn't it her it was a girl about 14 with her dad who burst into tears!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Please don't remind me.

 

[roydo]

Every time I post what I think is a killer question in the Trivia thread, then see it get demolished by @Allezfan

 

[FTY]

Please don't remind me.

Go on...

 

[FTY]

Got with this girl way out of my league a few years back, put the ground work in for months, finally got back to hers, ****-faced .. we both fell asleep, too drunk to shag, it would of been like sticking wet spaghetti through a key hole. Anyways, woke up, she wasnt in the bed, found her downstairs on the sofa, asked her why she left, she walked me back up the stairs pulled the duvet off ... and there it was about 6l of strongbow i must of Pist. Apparantly late in the night i woke up climbed out of bed, she asked what i was doing, i screamed leave me alone im having a piss, lifted the pillow up as if it was a toilet seat and started spraying everywhere...

Theres one

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Maxwell]

Great scenes in this thread.

 

[efcarentwe]

I once got into a car that pulled over as I was walking into work, it looked identical to my mates and it was tipping down so I ran over and leapt in, then I looked right to find a woman I didn't recognise looking at me strangely, I didn't say a word, smiled and quickly exited the car much to the surprise of her friend that was waiting to get in and walked quickly away.

I've done that twice . Very awkward haha

 

[Groucho]

One embarrassing moment?

Just one?

Too many....

 

[Blue Cheese]

I was playing football, quite an important match as well. Things were fairly even when we had an attack, one of their defenders tried to stop me getting to the ball in the box, So I bit him...yeah I bit him i was so embarrassed that even though we won i couldn't celebrate afterwards.

I expected everyone to be fuming but we won luckily and turns out everyone of my team mates and fellow brothers support me. I did get a ban off the local FA but haha it was the last game of the season and i would hardly miss anything.

embarrassing but phew glad I don't do it regularly.