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Degs62
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Start the ball rolling with yours.
efc1878efc
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Got with this girl way out of my league a few years back, put the ground work in for months, finally got back to hers, ****-faced .. we both fell asleep, too drunk to shag, it would of been like sticking wet spaghetti through a key hole. Anyways, woke up, she wasnt in the bed, found her downstairs on the sofa, asked her why she left, she walked me back up the stairs pulled the duvet off ... and there it was about 6l of strongbow i must of Pist. Apparantly late in the night i woke up climbed out of bed, she asked what i was doing, i screamed leave me alone im having a piss, lifted the pillow up as if it was a toilet seat and started spraying everywhere...
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Baines' left foot
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I'd need to think about it a bit but I did slip over on a banana skin in Liverpool City Centre once. That was embarrassing.
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Brilliant, especially that bit. Wonderful analogy.
I once got into a car that pulled over as I was walking into work, it looked identical to my mates and it was tipping down so I ran over and leapt in, then I looked right to find a woman I didn't recognise looking at me strangely, I didn't say a word, smiled and quickly exited the car much to the surprise of her friend that was waiting to get in and walked quickly away.
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Hahahaha.
efc1878efc
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Haha, could of been a swinger?
She definitely looked like she might swing for me had I stayed in her car any longer
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Probably not that, but it was terrible at the time.
I was at uni and we had these rooms where the doors didn't have windows in them. It was the first year - i.e. the year you're trying to be all cool and make loads of mates, etc - and the class before our 12:00 German literature lesson occasionally ran over a few minutes, so unless your mates were waiting outside the room for you, you usually had to pop in and see if the class had started, or if the other one had run over again, or just wonder why your mates weren't there and wait a bit longer. Anyway I'd forgotten my phone and didn't know the time, but for some reason assumed I was five minutes or so late so just charged into the room and sat myself down, not looking really at who was there. It was awfully quiet, but I proceeded to unpack my folder, notepad and pen and then followed with "really sorry I'm late". Well, turns out it was the other class that had run over again, they were all getting ready to finish and the teacher goes "well either you're extraordinarily late as we're just finishing, or you're early for the next class!", to which everybody started pissing themselves and I turned beetroot red in the face.
Well from that day on I was always 10 minutes early and the first one waiting for everybody else to arrive.
I was at uni and we had these rooms where the doors didn't have windows in them. It was the first year - i.e. the year you're trying to be all cool and make loads of mates, etc - and the class before our 12:00 German literature lesson occasionally ran over a few minutes, so unless your mates were waiting outside the room for you, you usually had to pop in and see if the class had started, or if the other one had run over again, or just wonder why your mates weren't there and wait a bit longer. Anyway I'd forgotten my phone and didn't know the time, but for some reason assumed I was five minutes or so late so just charged into the room and sat myself down, not looking really at who was there. It was awfully quiet, but I proceeded to unpack my folder, notepad and pen and then followed with "really sorry I'm late". Well, turns out it was the other class that had run over again, they were all getting ready to finish and the teacher goes "well either you're extraordinarily late as we're just finishing, or you're early for the next class!", to which everybody started pissing themselves and I turned beetroot red in the face.
Well from that day on I was always 10 minutes early and the first one waiting for everybody else to arrive.
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Definitely when I lied about having sex with this girl at school and all my mates finding out. I even got a 'Biggest Liar' award for it at our leavers ball, in front of my parents...which I then had to explain why I had received said award.
That should definitely be one of those Specsavers adverts FFS
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