I'm quite a dab hand, I'd deffo win at soggy biscuit.
Not Safe For Work! Most disgusting thing you've every done
- Thread starter Titus Bramble
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Your mouth would be the biscuit
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £30m
Back on the 80's I went to see acdc at the nec. They happened to be filming the crowd for their new single and gave out all these cardboard guitars for everyone to hold up to the camera. I couldn't get one so I nicked one off a lad in a wheelchair. I'm not proud!
Vim Fuego
Player Valuation: £35m
Haha....many sleepless nights ?
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £30m
None actually. I'm not proud if that either!
the sniderman
Player Valuation: £40m
give positive reputation but it was necessary evil.
Drank a cup of tea chico made.
He used a microwave ffs.
He used a microwave ffs.
I should have kept my mouth shut. I've got another one for you when you've got a free hour x
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
One time during my apprenticeship along with the two other apprentices I was sent to a site in the middle of nowhere to load out, ready for building the next day. All three of us were quite young and we were constantly playing little pranks on each other, wedgies were a daily figure, as was a blob of mortar on your head/down your pants/t shirt, you had to be on guard CONSTANTLY.
Anyway. I walked on down to the portaloo and sat myself down and began to curl one out. As I was doing so I heard some child like laughter coming from outside and the portaloo started to wobble a bit. I thought [Poor language removed], they're going to tip me over ffs! They didn't like but when I tried to get out I couldn't, they'd wedged the door shut with a scaffold pole and I had to absolutely batter the door to get out.
Now I still don't really know why I did this, and why I didn't stop myself halfway through. But as a "revenge" I decided to wrap the huge stinking turd I just curled out up in toilet paper, walked over to the scaffold where the lads where on and whilst pissing myself laughing and launched it up in the general direction of the two lads. It missed by about 6 foot and was met by "EEEEEEEEEE WOT DA FUK LAD!?!?!?!!?"
They were utterly shocked, as was I.
I'm a f*cking minger aren't I?
Anyway. I walked on down to the portaloo and sat myself down and began to curl one out. As I was doing so I heard some child like laughter coming from outside and the portaloo started to wobble a bit. I thought [Poor language removed], they're going to tip me over ffs! They didn't like but when I tried to get out I couldn't, they'd wedged the door shut with a scaffold pole and I had to absolutely batter the door to get out.
Now I still don't really know why I did this, and why I didn't stop myself halfway through. But as a "revenge" I decided to wrap the huge stinking turd I just curled out up in toilet paper, walked over to the scaffold where the lads where on and whilst pissing myself laughing and launched it up in the general direction of the two lads. It missed by about 6 foot and was met by "EEEEEEEEEE WOT DA FUK LAD!?!?!?!!?"
They were utterly shocked, as was I.
I'm a f*cking minger aren't I?
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