Most bizarre thing you’ve been pulled over for

[SiEdmo]

Threatened with arrest and prosecution by British Transport police after I was found wandering along the lines between Cressington and South Parkway - I'd been on the train home from Hunts Cross, had a fit, got off the train at either Cressington or Aigburth and went for a wander.
Copper says "You can be prosecuted for this and as you delayed a train (luckily it stopped) I fully expect you to be."
I had got my head back in working order, so informed him that he was welcome to try if he wanted - arresting an epileptic who is stood in front of him covered in piss with blood pouring out of their mouth from a bitten tongue is probably not going to go down too well with his bosses.

my word, some ordeal that mate, glad piss and blood was as bad as it got, sounds like it could quite well have been worse

 

[hibbo'sclass]

my word, some ordeal that mate, glad piss and blood was as bad as it got, sounds like it could quite well have been worse

Just lucky mate. Could have been killed by a train before I got pulled.
Not worth worrying about, stuff happens.

 

[SiEdmo]

Just lucky mate. Could have been killed by a train before I got pulled.
Not worth worrying about, stuff happens.

good outlook mate