Most asked questions

[Vintage]

"WHAAAT"? Literally after everything I say. My oul lad is deaf as a post

 

[SerenityNigh]

“Did you brush your teeth?”

 

[JLW]

Where's the car keys?

Wife 'Where you left them"
Me "That doesn't answer my question"
Wife "Where they always are"
Me "I've checked they're not there"
Wife "There they are just open your eyes"