Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
IT'S SIMPLEI think they're more fuming because the technology exists to change the type of person you're attracted too and nobody is using it to make all women attracted to ugly football obsessives.
Or at least to turn straight men gay. I mean even big mac could get laid every night if he wanted men rather than women.
YOU GIVE THE REVERSE OF THESE PILLS OUT FOR FREE DISGUISED AS SOMETHING BOSS
TURN EVERY OTHER MAN GAY
AND SMASH ALL THE BIRDS
WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS?