Morcambe and Wise

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Deggo

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How many times are they going to wheel this dross out,doesn't matter what occasion or holiday this country has these two are pushed down our throats constantly,with z list celebrities telling us how great they were,if they want to celebrate a comedy genius where is the Bernard Manning specials????

They've been recycled and repackaged more times than Queen Greatest Hits 1&2,for me it's a piece of pimply cack with the very unfunny Morcambe arseing about behind a boring duet of Ernie and Shirley Bassey etc......

Get me my gun,Christmas is off.............rant over!

And not a sight or sound of Muppets Christmas Carol :mad:
 

How many times are they going to wheel this dross out,doesn't matter what occasion or holiday this country has these two are pushed down our throats constantly,with z list celebrities telling us how great they were,if they want to celebrate a comedy genius where is the Bernard Manning specials????

They've been recycled and repackaged more times than Queen Greatest Hits 1&2,for me it's a piece of pimply cack with the very unfunny Morcambe arseing about behind a boring duet of Ernie and Shirley Bassey etc......

Get me my gun,Christmas is off.............rant over!

And not a sight or sound of Muppets Christmas Carol :mad:
I think youre due a visit from Jacob Marley tonight Deggo
 

How many times are they going to wheel this dross out,doesn't matter what occasion or holiday this country has these two are pushed down our throats constantly,with z list celebrities telling us how great they were,if they want to celebrate a comedy genius where is the Bernard Manning specials????

They've been recycled and repackaged more times than Queen Greatest Hits 1&2,for me it's a piece of pimply cack with the very unfunny Morcambe arseing about behind a boring duet of Ernie and Shirley Bassey etc......

Get me my gun,Christmas is off.............rant over!

And not a sight or sound of Muppets Christmas Carol :mad:
Yep, it is [Poor language removed].

Muppets is amazing how ever!
 
I just don't get it, really. Love loads of older stuff like Dad's Army, Blackadder, Porridge etc. but never really got these two or Only Fools & Horses for some reason.

Oh and @chrissyjack the only way Miranda Hart falling over would be funny is if she banged her head and it finished her.
 
insanity from Deggles here

Morecambe p!sses all over the unfunny bigotted bellend known as Manning

just look at this FFS...
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What the hell is going on here ? An old episode of Morecambe and Wise is still infinitely funnier than the dross served up as comedy these days . For example , Miranda Hart falling over wasn't funny the first time
Maybe it will be in 50 years time compared to the dross served up then. Ill get me DeLorean
 
What the hell is going on here ? An old episode of Morecambe and Wise is still infinitely funnier than the dross served up as comedy these days . For example , Miranda Hart falling over wasn't funny the first time
Chrissy in 30 years time old Christmas, easter,August Bank holiday and the Queens birthday there'll be a program called 'the essential Miranda Hart' and joey Essex, Christopher maloney,jade goodys ma and that knob chef off Sunday brunch will be waxing lyrical of the genius of her and her pioneering work as a female comedian........on a loop of holiday filler tv for eternity
 
Chrissy in 30 years time old Christmas, easter,August Bank holiday and the Queens birthday there'll be a program called 'the essential Miranda Hart' and joey Essex, Christopher maloney,jade goodys ma and that knob chef off Sunday brunch will be waxing lyrical of the genius of her and her pioneering work as a female comedian........on a loop of holiday filler tv for eternity

Channel 4 .."100 Best Parts of Big Brother/ Jungle / X Factor / BGT ...etc " . Can just imagine it now . But by then , if alive , I'll be old enough to be a right old grumpy...........
 

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