Monkey World (TV Series)

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Always been a big fan of their work. Especially that of Allison and Jim (rip)

But just recently they've moved on 3 of their orangutans to a zoo in Alicante-Spain.

Now Monkey World has always been known as a "Home For Life" sanctuary. So I was aghast to watch them send 3 of their orange adorables to a place were they won't know anyone.

But why did they do this?

I'll tell you why.....

Cash....... cold.... hard..... CASH!


They tried feeding us some BS on how the now matured male, Kai, needs the move in order to start his own family.

I would understand if he was moving to Spain to meet up with some new females. But nope, they took along orange split-arses Lingga & Jolly (who are also from Money World) and lashed them together in a room, one thousand miles from home.

They were genuinely upset and their heads looked proper battered.

God knows how much that horrid zoo paid for 3 healthy orangutans in their prime. £50k maybe?


The greed in this world absolutely sickens me.
 

Always been a big fan of their work. Especially that of Allison and Jim (rip)

But just recently they've moved on 3 of their orangutans to a zoo in Alicante-Spain.

Now Monkey World has always been known as a "Home For Life" sanctuary. So I was aghast to watch them send 3 of their orange adorables to a place were they won't know anyone.

But why did they do this?

I'll tell you why.....

Cash....... cold.... hard..... CASH!


They tried feeding us some BS on how the now matured male, Kai, needs the move in order to start his own family.

I would understand if he was moving to Spain to meet up with some new females. But nope, they took along orange split-arses Lingga & Jolly (who are also from Money World) and lashed them together in a room, one thousand miles from home.

They were genuinely upset and their heads looked proper battered.

God knows how much that horrid zoo paid for 3 healthy orangutans in their prime. £50k maybe?


The greed in this world absolutely sickens me.

Bananas that mate.
 

Always been a big fan of their work. Especially that of Allison and Jim (rip)

But just recently they've moved on 3 of their orangutans to a zoo in Alicante-Spain.

Now Monkey World has always been known as a "Home For Life" sanctuary. So I was aghast to watch them send 3 of their orange adorables to a place were they won't know anyone.

But why did they do this?

I'll tell you why.....

Cash....... cold.... hard..... CASH!


They tried feeding us some BS on how the now matured male, Kai, needs the move in order to start his own family.

I would understand if he was moving to Spain to meet up with some new females. But nope, they took along orange split-arses Lingga & Jolly (who are also from Money World) and lashed them together in a room, one thousand miles from home.

They were genuinely upset and their heads looked proper battered.

God knows how much that horrid zoo paid for 3 healthy orangutans in their prime. £50k maybe?


The greed in this world absolutely sickens me.
Bet you're going Ape lad ...
 
Fat, Lazy and Hairy British apes seem to thrive in Spain so I'm sure they'll have no trouble settling in.

I've been to Monkey World loads of times, it's a great place and last time I went a chimp spunked all over the floor next to the viewing area.
Did you take pics or were you too busy ejaculating yourself?
 
Always been a big fan of their work. Especially that of Allison and Jim (rip)

But just recently they've moved on 3 of their orangutans to a zoo in Alicante-Spain.

Now Monkey World has always been known as a "Home For Life" sanctuary. So I was aghast to watch them send 3 of their orange adorables to a place were they won't know anyone.

But why did they do this?

I'll tell you why.....

Cash....... cold.... hard..... CASH!


They tried feeding us some BS on how the now matured male, Kai, needs the move in order to start his own family.

I would understand if he was moving to Spain to meet up with some new females. But nope, they took along orange split-arses Lingga & Jolly (who are also from Money World) and lashed them together in a room, one thousand miles from home.

They were genuinely upset and their heads looked proper battered.

God knows how much that horrid zoo paid for 3 healthy orangutans in their prime. £50k maybe?


The greed in this world absolutely sickens me.
You seem genuinely upset by this news? Perhaps if i could offer a small amount of comfort, the money raised helps take care of the other monkeys at the zoo so although it might appear to be heartless, something like that could put a lot of much needed cash into the budget that lets them keep supporting the zoo?

I think that is the other side of the story here, once a zoo cannot support itself and has to 'sell out' for funding then you start getting the commerical side of things far more as money has to be sourced elsewhere from care of the animals to maintaining the commerical side of things.

So as sad as it might be to move the monkeys to spain, that money could allow proper care of the remaining monkeys to the same extent as before
 

Fat, Lazy and Hairy British apes seem to thrive in Spain so I'm sure they'll have no trouble settling in.

I've been to Monkey World loads of times, it's a great place and last time I went a chimp spunked all over the floor next to the viewing area.


Any chance of painting a pic ?

Potential for another masterpiece there.
 
Fat, Lazy and Hairy British apes seem to thrive in Spain so I'm sure they'll have no trouble settling in.

I've been to Monkey World loads of times, it's a great place and last time I went a chimp spunked all over the floor next to the viewing area.


Having just come back from Benidorm I can whole heartedly agree.

I feel a bit let down as didn't see any spunky chimps.

I did see a lady do some unusual things with a snake, a ping pong ball and a tennis ball though.
 

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