Monkey vs Dog warfare

[longers]

Naturally this story has made me ponder how many monkeys a human could take out in an office environment armed with just a cricket bat

 

[Toast]

Naturally this story has made me ponder how many monkeys a human could take out in an office environment armed with just a cricket bat

3 or 4.

 

[Ivo]

Enraged monkeys kill 250 DOGS in Indian town

The horrific incidents have been reported in the villages of Majalgaon, where 250 dogs are said to have been killed by rampaging primates, and nearby Lavul.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Apologies for Daily Fail link but this is one of the more bizarre stories of recent times, 250 monkeys have been terrorising a towns dog population after one dog killed a monkey, reports of them dragging dogs to top of buildings and chucking them off ISIS style are an actual thing. It’s both hilarious for the randomness of it but also clearly quite grim.

Apparently the entire dog population has been wiped out and they are now targeting children.

Monkeys got no chill

Why do you say it's hilarious? It's absolutely sickening in my opinion.

 

[longers]

Why do you say it's hilarious? It's absolutely sickening in my opinion.

I found the complete randomness of the story amusing, just not the kind of thing you expect to read in the news or ever imagine happening. If I told someone about it for the first time i imagine they'd laugh and think i was making it up. Obviously the actual reality is quite grim as i said in my original post.

 

[emir]

What you think of this mate ?
Awful story.

Signs of the end time.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

‘Kin monkeys like. Bad teds

 

[Kris75]

Travelled through bits of india 20+ years ago and there were some scary packs of dogs about and I had two very dodgy/worrying situations.

 

[tommye]

Travelled through bits of india 20+ years ago and there were some scary packs of dogs about and I had two very dodgy/worrying situations.

Did you call in the local monkey gang to sort them out for you?

 

[Yarrgh]

I remember as a kid the monkeys giving grief to our dog. And our dog was no [Poor language removed] cat either.

Can't trust a monkey one bit.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Was watching some random tv with the eldest, she had the remote, and we were on a documentary about volunteer vets in an Indian town.

They got a call to attend to a macaque that couldn't walk, but the rest of the troop weren't having it and these vets ended up having to take refuge in a house until sunset.

Those dogs don't stand a chance.

 

[tommye]

Taking revenge after Mike Nesmith died last week

 

[verreauxi]

Right now the Council of Canine Elders is having an emergency meeting. Several desperate suggestions have come up. Even plan "Broken arrow" has been mentioned, which is to send a runner to the Feline Authority to see if an alliance can be formed. After some debate this was given the paws down. Then in a darkened corner of the meeting room a mangy poodle-hound stands up and clears their throat. The rest of the council tilts their head as if to listen more intently. The mangy poodle-hound says in a fake Aussie accent, "Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that could haul that tanker. If you wanna get out of here, you talk to me." There is a silence. Then laughter. Then more laughter. Then they all chime in at once: "good one Max!..." and "Ole Maxi steaming in with the Road Warrior references..." and "Max been hitting the DVDs again..." etc.

Meanwhile the monkeys have been chucking more dogs off buildings and the Primate Elders are plotting even more diabolical slaughterings. But all the dogs can do is make movie references because they are domesticated and built their power by extorting the streetsellers who peddle bootleg DVDs from the 80s and 90s.

 

[sageyefc]

This is what happens when you don’t have a local Morrison’s to settle things properly